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alli OH!

i'm a fighter, not a lover.

About Me

i am glamour and sleaze. a bundle of bad taste rolled up in style. i'm alli. i'm 21. condescension is my forte. coffee whore by day-i party around the twin cities. i am an 80s superstar two decades too late. sushi and sake do my tummy good. i drink martinis and dance until it becomes uncoordinated flailing. when i stay in i like to curl up with a blanket and a good documentary. i like ones about ancient egypt, messy surgeries, hermaphrodites and any combination there-of. im quite charming by most accounts. i can whisper sweet nothings in your ear while i mess your face up with a rake...

My Interests

voyeurism, dinner parties, electronic music, politics (despite how much i try to be not interested because it makes me sick), ANTHROPOLOGY, world religion (particularly shamanism), philosophy, sociology, reading, and art. also i like to play, build forts, climb trees, and play in the mud piles at construction sites when it rains all warm in the summer. I have a deep appreciation for the ultra-violence, in fact, i lived across the street from jefry dahmer at one point while he was killing people (but not because i liked violence back then, i was a baby.) i frequently enjoy using spatulas.i love hands in mittens. i think theyre adorable. if you are wearing mittens, come hold hands with me. i wont ask questions.

I'd like to meet:

im surrounded by idiots and absolutely CRAVING intellectual stimulation. show me that you know about things like current events, politics, electronic music, underground films, philosophy and the like. id like to meet people around the twin cities, people into 80's music, and people who like violence and b-movies as much as i do.

please message me before you try and add me. i dont usually add people i dont know.

NO I DO NOT WANT TO "CHECK OUT" YOUR BAND!

Music:

my music taste is better than yours. i like sleazy mustaches, open shirts, chest hair, aviator sunglasses, foreign accents, fast 80s cars, cheap drum machines, and cheap people ---yeah. music like that. ITALO.

Movies:

i dont watch many movies because i can't sit still for very long but: the happiness of the katakuris, riki-oh, audition, suicide club, party monster, spinal tap, all zombie movies, bio zombies, wild zero, purple rain, hedwig and the angry inch, eraserhead, the begotten, breakin', bubba ho tep, and so on and so forth. i like to watch. (click pic for video)

Television:

no cable. this limits me to exploring the intricacies of daytime network television. as a result i watch a lot of law and order SVU (ONLY SVU, sex crimes and Ice T- c'mon) and HOUSE...seinfeld is still great. its almost like comfort tv.

Books:

favorite: "American Psycho" by Brett Easton Ellis. It's a great mix of upscale class and ultra-violence. A close second but on the other end of the spectrum is another favorite of mine "Siddhartha" by Herman Hesse. Its one of the most peaceful books I've come across. If you can ever find a version of "Faust" but Robert Nye i'd guarantee you its full of the 4 things that make a story truly great: drugs, violence, religion and sodomy which of course puts it also at the top of my list. Ive read a lot of books but im always looking for suggestions about other truly offensive books so let me know any suggestions you may have!

My Blog

im finding it harder and harder to contain my furious urge to kill.

you. yes you, probably. I'm so burnt out on forced socialization i can barely fake my way through any more shitty small talk with people id rather not be dealing with. if you get my time or attention ...
Posted by alli illektro on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

hoping and praying is not a healthcare system.

i watched this  (michael moore on CNN) and just started to cry. a lot. im really worked up about this issue and right now, its really hitting home with me.last night around 3am i woke up coughing...
Posted by alli illektro on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:23:00 PST

I Didn't Install This Two-Way Motel-Room Mirror To Watch People Commit Suicide

I Didn't Install This Two-Way Motel-Room Mirror To Watch People Commit Suicide By Derek Ullig Manager, Sup-R-Rest Motel (Greentree Road off Exit 6W) November 1, 2006 | Issue 42"44 ...
Posted by alli illektro on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:58:00 PST

kavinsky

lately i find myself really pushing the kavinsky on people. ok, so i know that maybe kavinsky isnt that great or is perhaps largely unplayable unless youre racing at 350 mph across the tron grid in a ...
Posted by alli illektro on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

somebody get me tickets to prince

 7-7-07. prince plays a special private concert at the Macy's dt. because i dont have 250 to drop on prince tickets :(
Posted by alli illektro on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:28:00 PST

on finding out you've been conned...

more and more comes out. its after the fact i suppose, nothing i can do about it now. still, nothing is worse than the feeling "you've been had." like someone cleaned out your bank account and skipped...
Posted by alli illektro on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST

i forgot i can draw.

heres a better picture of the piece i did for my wall. about 2ft by 2ft. taken with a proper camera....
Posted by alli illektro on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST

if I could make my own holiday

what i REALLY need a holiday from is basic politeness and social mores. everyone would still have to go to work and go about their daily business but you could say what you really wanted to say withou...
Posted by alli illektro on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:02:00 PST

panic attacks

i've started having these again. its been at least 2 years since i used to get them. it starts like butterflies in my stomach until my whole abdomen tightens and i cant breathe and my heart races and ...
Posted by alli illektro on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

tell me what you like...

the rest of um'. which do you like?...
Posted by alli illektro on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST