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Xander Semantics

A strange lil orange to peel.

About Me

I like to make things, I like to play with things, I like to listen to things, I like creepy things, orange things, peculiar things, and silly things. Oh, and robots, monkies, and skeletons. You should go here...it would make me happy: GHOSTS OF WANDERLUST a

My Interests

Skullduggery. Shape-shifting. The word "effervescence". Beveraging. Moving sidewalks. The sound of seltzer. Badminton. Comfortable silence. Natural decay. Funk spelunking. Facting. In addition im silly like a kiwi bird and I climb trees like a spider monkey.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will hunt zombies with me....or, anyone who will ride bikes with me, atleast.

Music:

Currently: Simian Mobile Disco. Ratatat. Plastic Little. Fischerspooner. Datarock. The Knife. Typical Cats. Cut Copy. Feist. RJD2. Hollertronix. MSTRKRFT. Rhombus. K-os. STS9.Perpetually: Gimme that sweet soul musicOh, and whatever these two fine individuals are gettin down to:

Movies:

Adaptation, Run Ronnie Run, The Corpse Bride, Me & you & Everyone we Know, 28 days later, Beetlejuice, Amelie, Spirited Away, Edward Scissorhands, Iron Monkey, Happiness, Bottle Rocket, Ninja Scroll, TRON, Flight of the Navigator, The Shinning, Demon Lover, Mad Max, Nightmare b4 Christmas, the big labowski, lost in translation, city of god, American History X, C.H.U.D., School of Rock, Waking Life, Goonies, Alien I(the best one), Back to the Future, Spinal Tap, Eternal Sunshine, The Triplets of Bellville, The Neverending Story, Nemo, Princess Bride, E.T., Best in Show, Dumb and Dumber, Point Break --one of the best films ever.

Television:

Anything that involves a police chase and/or animal pursuit.

Books:

The dictionary, The Witches, James and the Giant Peach, the writings of one Mr. Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thomson, Where the Wild Things Are.

Heroes:

Inspector Gadget, Jim Henson, ants, dreamers, children, Zeus, anyone who can ride a unicycle and birds cause those fuckers can fly and i cant....and especially: Doze GreenTakashi MurakamiBlaine FontanaDave KinseySam FloresRoman DirgeJeff SotoTomer HanukaNathan Jureviciousand of course...

My Blog

Monkey-No-Butt

Monkey No-Butt Theres comotion in the jungle, deep in the amazon Lets take a closer look and see whats going on Through the ferns and vines, hyper primates can be seen big and little, short ...
Posted by Xander Semantics on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dino-Butt-Putt-Putt

So naturally this little head of mine is overflowing with rediculous slash brilliant ideas but this one i think is worth sharing...so i added a mini-golf adventure land to the list of my future franch...
Posted by Xander Semantics on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Like Monkeys...

I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided "fuck it". I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my...
Posted by Xander Semantics on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST