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About Me

Its only after you embrace your issues that they then are no longer so. They then become your characteristics. There is not a lot I can say about myself that you can't learn just from talking tp me. Its funny to me how when someone asks you to describe yourself you NEVER describe the person that everyone else is seeing you as. If you truly want to know about someone ask people who know them that way you can get an outsider's perspective.

My Interests

i like throwing things out of moving cars, i like being obnoxiously obvious i like pissing in public, i like driving really fast, i like sex in public places, i like sleeping so much that you ache, i like to group binge drink, i like to play music that only i like at unreasonable volumes, i like pissing STUPID people off and convincing them it was their fault, oh and i like normal stuff too such as: rafting, water skiing, acting, anime, art, boats, comedy central, crazy girls, douglas adams, drums, complexity, eccentricity, fashion, food, golf, goofy girls, motorcycles, music, obscure movies, style, sushi, theatre, turntables, uniqueness, additude

I'd like to meet:

Funny enough I have enough friends as it is, but i could always use a few extra enemies.

Music:

Well I'm a drummer so you know I love anything that rocks, A Perfect Circle, Toadies, Type o Negative, Jackyl, Fear Factory, Butthole Surfers, Talking Heads, Local Rock, God Smack, Radiohead, Beastie boys, White Stripes, Shinedown, Indie rock, Breaks, House, DJ Funk, DJ Irene, Armand Van Heldon, Daft Punk, Bad Boy Bill, Richard Humpty Vission, Mark Farina, Scott Henry, Huda Hudia, DJ Icey, classic rock, anything with horns, System of a Down, Gwar, Clutch, 311, outkast, anything that annoys you... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, The Fifth Element, Kill Bill, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American History X, Nightmare Before Christmas, 25th hour, The Goonies, Super Troopers, Old School, Punch Drunk Love, Get Shorty, Heat

Television:

adult swim, chapelles show, comedy central, family guy, viva la bam, Nip/Tuck
Your Penis Name is: Herman the one eyed German

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Books:

Da Vinci Code, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Count of Monte Cristo

Heroes:

You Are Incredibly Logical
(You got 94% of the questions right)Move over Spock - you're the new master of logicYou think rationally, clearly, and quickly.A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer! How Logical Are You?
Your Porn Star Name is: Jack in the Box

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My Blog

For Wade

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Posted by T.J. on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST

quotable

"I love talking about nothing because it's the only thing I know anything about." -Oscar Wilde
Posted by T.J. on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

Heading down south.

Hey, I have a lot of respect for everyone who likes to go down on a woman because there are too few of you out there. And some of you who are giving it the old college try aren't really doin...
Posted by T.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Its funny how things work out!!

So as of monday May the first the company i was working for closed its doors, which was a real bummer considering that i made quite a deal of money with them. So as with any situation where you ...
Posted by T.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no more

Note to self: stay away from hypersensitive/codependant women. They only piss you off
Posted by T.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

someone that i know needs to read this

There once was this dog that was very sure of how fast he was. So one day he was trotting along a country road and he came upon an train track. The dog looked down the tracks and saw a train comin...
Posted by T.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good for me

Hmm I just realized that im not as cynical as i used to be. i guess thats part of getting older.
Posted by T.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ASS

LIFE Is all about ASS...Your're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of it!
Posted by T.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

do me a favor

If you are an intravert or you are unable to carry a descent conversation online, or anywhere for that matter, do me a favor and go find some self-confidence and get back to me. I dont have the patie...
Posted by T.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeppers

I dont understand how someone can make you love them and absolutely hate them adn then like them again all in the same day. Words of the day: deflation, condescending, irritaion, and confusion.
Posted by T.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST