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Sexy Tony (yes its a joke)

Don't hate me because i'm beautiful. God made me this way.

About Me

Laid back, funny, sarcastic, 100% italian, Taurus, musician, play guitar. I enjoy comedy & horror films & anything on comedy central. I love animals. Hate dance clubs, and the stuck up assholes in South FL that think their shit don't stink. Listen to metal,rock,& hardcore mostly. I can usually be found out causing lots of laughter, drinking my fair share of alcohol and making an ass of myself at times.

My Interests

Breathing, playing guitar, writing and listening to music, my lovely Mustang, comedy, An occasional shitty game of pool that i play, making people laugh, keeping myself somewhat sane, and working out to avoid being a fatass for Yumminess. Thank you.. and please, have a nice day.

I'd like to meet:

Well I'm happily taken so just want to stay in touch with new and old friends.

Music:

Wide range.. mostly rock, metal,hardcore. but i throw on the radio and listen to all styles of music . Very open minded when it comes to music. Some of my favorites are: Killswitch Engage, Cold, Ill Nino, Trust Company, Disturbed, Hatebreed, The Police, 30 Seconds to Mars, 36 Crazy Fists, Shinedown, Slayer, Atreyu, A Perfect Circle, Tool, As I Lay Dying, 10 Years, Sevendust, Evans Blue, Three Days Grace, All That Remains, Breaking Benjamin.. basically I listen to all styles of music except country, not to big on that.

Movies:

Comedy, Horror, and the occasional mob movie is nice. Some of my favorites right now are: Saw, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Final Destination, Wedding Crashers(never laughed so hard before), 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, American Pie, Napolean Dynamite, Duece Bigalow, Meet the Parents/Fockers, The Butterfly Effect (----awesome), Identity, Night of the Living Dead, Some of the Friday the 13th flicks, and anything with Brianna Banks or Krystal Steele- i really love there acting skills.

Television:

Don't watch to much tv. Most of my time is spent watching Comedy Central. I love Family Guy, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park. Besides that, i really don't know what the hell is going on, or who's banging who. Oh yea.. i do watch CNN and Discovery Channel.

Books:

checkbook