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DoomsDave

Feeding cheesy lines to the lactose intolerant

About Me

I play bass in a stoner rock/doom metal band called TRIFOG , and I love to download, listen to, and watch bands play music. Needless to say, I have a very large collection of bands you've probably never heard of. I get paid to be a computer nerd. Left-thinking, creative, non-conformist, very atypical! I have an aversion to yuppie culture and materialism. Hell, I have an aversion to a lot of things!If you're in a non-metal or hardcore punk band, DO NOT BOTHER SENDING ME A FRIEND REQUEST unless we're friends as you will be DENIED! I also delete friends who post a thousand bulletins a day...go find someone else to pay attention to you.
Though I have more than 500 friends, the bulk of them are bands or people with similar tastes in music!

My Interests

Playing music, listening to music, downloading music, live bands, Bears, Bulls, Cubs, partying, sleeping in on the weekends, reading, watching TV, movies, complaining about shitty music in bars, spewing venomous rants about the things that piss me off, being obnoxious and nerdy, computers, thinking about great inventions that could make me rich, driving like a maniac.

I'd like to meet:

I like people who don't give two shits about what people think about them. They dress they way they want, listen to unpopular music, and generally stay away from the mainstream. Intelligence is a wonderful thing. I like people who can see past the spoon-fed bullshit the media presents us with. I see too many sheep blindly following the tail in front of them, and I don't really like to associate with those sorts. My best friends tend to be artists in some medium or another, either casually or professionally. Especially musicians. I know billions of 'em!WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET: Racists, blowoffs, close-minded, body-odiferous, snobs, conformists, yuppies, Republicans.

Music:

13, 16, 35007, Accused, Acid King, Acrimony, Adrenalin O.D., Agnostic Front, Alabama Thunder Pussy, Altamont, Amplified Heat, Antiseen, Atomic Bitchwax, Atomic Rooster, Attitude Adjustment, Awesome Machine, Bad Brains, Bad Company, Bang, Battalion Of Saints, Bedemon, BGK, Big Black, Black Cobra, Black Flag, Black Nasa, Black Sabbath, Blood Of The Sun, Blue Cheer, Bodkin, Bolt Thrower, Bongzilla, Boris, Botch, Bottom, Boulder, Brainiac, Brainoil, Brant Bjork, Brujeria, Brutal Truth, Budgie, Bunkur, Buried At Sea, Burning Saviours, Burnout, Buzzoven, Cactus, Candlemass, Cannibal Corpse, Capricorns, Captain Beyond, Carcass, Carnivore, Cathedral, Cavity, Celtic Frost, Cherubs, Christ On Parade, Chrome, Church Of Misery, Circle Jerks, Clutch, Coffins, Concrete Sox, Corrosion Of Conformity, Corrupted, Cosmic Psychos, Couldron, Count Raven, Cream, Cream Abdul Babar, Cro-Mags, Damad, Danava, Darediablo, Deadbird, Dead Kennedys, Deep Purple, Deicide, Depression, Destruction, Didjits, Die Kreuzen, Dio, Discharge, Ditchliquor, Dixie Witch, D.O.A., Doom, Dot[.], Dove, Dozer, Drain, Dream Death, Dr. Know, Dwarves, Earth, Earthride, Ed Hall, Eldemur Krimm, Electric Frankenstein, Electric Magma, Electric Wizard, Electro Hippies, Entombed, Esoteric, Eternal Elysium, Evoken, Exciter, Exodus, Extreme Noise Terror, Eyehategod, Faith No More, Fang, Fantomas, Fistula, Five Horse Johnson, Flag Of Democracy, Flipper, Flower Traveling Band, Freeze, FUs, Fudge Tunnel, Ganggreen, Gates Of Slumber, G.B.H., GG Allin, Gillan, Glasspack, Gluecifer, God Bullies, Godflesh, Godheadsilo, Grand Magus, Graves At Sea, Greenmachine, Green River, Grief, Gwar, Hank Williams I, Hank Williams III, Harvey Milk, Hawg Jaw, Helios Creed, Hellacopters, Hellhammer, Helmet, Heresy, Hidden Hand, High On Fire, Hookers, Indian, Iron Butterfly, Iron Maiden, Iron Man, Jello Biafra, Jesu, Jesus Lizard, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Josiah, Jumbo's Killcrane, Judas Priest, Kalas, Kaptain Sun, Karma To Burn, Karp, Khanate, Killdozer, Kilslug, King Valley, Knut, Kreator, Kylesa, Lair Of The Minotaur, Lard, Las Cruces, Leafhound, Led Zeppelin, Life Sentence, Los Natas, Malevolent Creation, Mammatus, Mastodon, MDC, Meatjack, Meatmen, (Men Of) Porn, Melvins, Mentors, Mercyful Fate, Merle Haggard, Metal Church, The Mighty Nimbus, Ministry, Minotauri, Minsk, Molly Hatchet, Monster Magnet, Morbid Angel, Motorhead, Mudhoney, Mystick Krewe Of Clearlight, Naked Raygun, Napalm Death, Nebula, Negative Approach, Negative Reaction, Neurosis, New Bomb Turks, Noothgrush, Novembers Doom, Obsessed, Offenders, O.L.D., Om, On A Pale Horse, Onslaught, Orange Goblin, Orodruin, Ozzy Osbourne, Pale Divine, Pantera, Parchman Farm, Paul Chain, Pelican, Penance, Pentagram, Pink Floyd, Place Of Skulls, Player's Club, Plainfield, Pod People, Poison Idea, Primus, Probot, Rainbow, Ramesses, Ramones, Rapeman, Rat Bastards, Raw Power, Rebreather, Revelation, Reverend Bizarre, Ripcord, R.K.L., Roachpowder, Rollins Band, Rue, Rwake, Rye Coalition, Saint Vitus, Salt Of The Earth, Scissorfight, Sepultura, Shallow North Dakota, sHEAVY, Siege, Sixty Watt Shaman, Slayer, Sleep, Sloppy Seconds, Sloth UK, Slow Horse, Smoke, Social Unrest, Sodom, Soilent Green, Solace, Solarized, Solitude Aeturnus, Sonic Flower, Sons Of Otis, Soulfly, Soulpreacher, Soundgarden, Sourvein, Speedealer, Spermbirds, Spinal Tap, Spirit Caravan, Spiritual Beggars, Starchild, Steel Pole Bath Tub, Stinking Lizaveta, Stooges, Sunn O))), Superjoint Ritual, Supersuckers, Suplecs, Swarm Of The Lotus, Swervedriver, Sword, Tad, Tar, Terrorizer, Tesco Vee's Hate Police, Test Site, Thee Plague Of Gentlemen, Th' Inbred, Thin Lizzy, Thorr's Hammer, Thrones, Throttlerod, Toadliquor, Today Is The Day, Tomahawk, Totimoshi, Toxic Reasons, Tummler, UFO, Ufomammut, Unearthly Trance, Unsane, Upright Citizens, Upside Down Cross, Usurper, Venom, Venomous Concept, Voivod, WarHorse, Warhammer, Weedeater, Ween, Winter, Witch, Witchcraft, Wooly Mammoth, Yob, Zeke, Zeni Geva, Zero Boys, ZZ Top

Movies:

Easy Rider, Apocalypse Now, Cool Hand Luke, The Others, Fear Of A Black Hat, Friday, First Blood, Sin City, Hellboy, The Warriors, Silver Streak, Kentucky Fried Movie, Amazon Women On The Moon, Duel, Barfly, Sling Blade, The Deer Hunter, Kids, Ken Park, Bully, Wassup Rockers, Borat, Forrest Gump, Eating Raoul, Network, M*A*S*H, Almost Famous, Eyes Wide Shut, Factotum, Bad Santa, Cast Away, Requiem For A Dream, Crash (1996), I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, South Park: Bigger Longer, And Uncut, Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal

Television:

Simpsons, Seinfeld, That 70s Show, King Of The Hill, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Frasier, Sopranos, Rescue Me, Deadwood, The Shield, Rome, Curb Your Enthusiasm, M*A*S*H, Beavis And Butthead

Books:

Nabokov, Hemingway, Huxley, Wright, Bukowski, Camus, Miller, Algren, Elliott

My Blog

Smoking cessation attempt 5,862

I quit smoking this morning. I have psyched myself up for this, and I'm really confident that I'll be able to amputate the monkey from my back. I am using the patch this time. Realizing that the only ...
Posted by DoomsDave on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

My ill repute precedes me

Why is it that I have been "randomly" selected for advanced screening before my last three consecutive flights? I'm tired of being pulled aside to have my bags rummaged through and my electronics swab...
Posted by DoomsDave on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:24:00 PST

Hassles just to fly in the sky, and now what?

I just got back from a convention in Phoenix, and it ended up being the worst flight experience I've had. United overbooked my direct flight there, and I had to spend three hours sitting in the Denver...
Posted by DoomsDave on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:50:00 PST

Seems to me that...

...I'm one of the only people I know who thinks Paris Hilton is quite hot. Don't get me wrong, I am revulsed by her personality, and I can't stand how the media follows her every move. But with that b...
Posted by DoomsDave on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:10:00 PST

The Bulls have returned!

Jordan is a distant memory now, and the Bulls have finally climbed back into playoff contention by becoming the first team to ever sweep the defending champions out of the first round in a seven-game ...
Posted by DoomsDave on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:45:00 PST

Let's Talk About Shallowness

I have been accused of being shallow many times when it comes to women (mostly by other women, but by men also). I guess having a certain ideal for a woman is not politically correct. I have been told...
Posted by DoomsDave on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:08:00 PST

Trifog's studio adventure

Trifog went out to Ensomberoom in lovely Ft. Wayne, Indiana from Saturday to Monday to record our debut CD (yet to be titled and still without artwork). What a great experience it was to take what you...
Posted by DoomsDave on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST

Mutiny Madness

Friday night we played the Mutiny, and during our set, some drunk punk-rock kid threw a glass half-pitcher up on stage, almost hitting my singer Mark. So Mark, who's a good 6-0, 270, kept singing as h...
Posted by DoomsDave on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

Thoughts in the midst of an Arctic blast

1) Let me start out with the Bears. I was very disappointed with the outcome of the Super Bowl, but after putting everything into perspective, I'm damn glad they made it as far as they did this year. ...
Posted by DoomsDave on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

How To Please Your I.T. Department

You non-IT people out there never seem to use common sense when having computer issues. Here's a few tips to help you start using your brain when your PC goes insane:When you call us to have your comp...
Posted by DoomsDave on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST