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Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir

Take hope from the heart of man and you make him a beast of prey

About Me

"I am an empty dream, like snow left on the mountains in the summer. I feel my warm blood moving inside of me and I am reminded that I am living. My soul will have its home in the rising of the sun. If you feel sad, look at the dawn with all its beauty. You will find me there."
Irony is both my deity and my bane.
I roadied for GG Allin, but I'm sick of telling the stories.
I've jumped out of a perfectly good airplane.
I've been to a leper colony.
I spent a few weeks in the Peruvian, Columbian and Brazilian Amazon. I've seen it. Let the clearcutting begin.
Honestly not too interested in most people. I find them very boring. The people I know (or want to know) don't give a fuck what anybody thinks about them. I think that's a great quality in a person.
The only reason I have 800+ friends on this thing is because there's a profile for nearly every hardcore band I ever gave a shit about on here
I've lived a full and wonderful life. I am forever grateful for this.
I'm a really nice guy but not particularly friendly. I don't think that's a paradox...introverts get a bad rap. It's not like we don't like you extroverts, we just want you to shut the fuck up for a minute.
Go see/listen to my bands:
CHRONIC SEIZURE
http://www.myspace.com/chronicseizure
THIN THE HERD
http://thintheherd.cjb.net/ and http://www.myspace.com/thintheherd
RAT BASTARDS
http://www.myspace.com/ratbastards........

My Interests

Finding fault in all of creation, Playing with my many commercially unpopular bands, Finding beauty in all of creation, Travelling to the four corners of the world, Unsolicited social commentary

I'd like to meet:

A sexy librarian. Truthseekers and bullshit detectors. Someone who can keep their fucking face outta their cellphone for 2 minutes. Someone who's not so into establishing some sort of persona for themselves...how tedious. Someone who enjoys talking shit to the tv, screaming at the tv, turning off the tv. Someone who knows what emo is and hates it. Rita Hayworth and Veronica Lake in their prime, or some present approximation. Someone who wants to sit around and watch The Office on DVD (UK and US).

Music:

Hardcore, Punk, Crust, Rap, Surf, Metal, Classical, but mostly: Rattus, Flag Of Democracy, Raw Power, Articles Of Faith, Wretched, Adrenalin O.D., Poison Idea, BGK, Crucifucks, Dr. Know, Gauze, RKL, Die Kreuzen, Stikky, Loud Pipes, Negazione, Stupids, Out Of Order, Barn Av Regnbuen, Discharge, Totalitar, Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers, The State, Anti-Cimex, Declino, Nog Watt, The Fix, Sacred Denial, Inferno, Zero Boys, Life Sentence, Uncurbed, Sons Of Ishmael, JFA, Social Unrest, Christ On Parade, I Attack, Bad Brains, Depression, Spastic Rats, MDC, Negative FX, Fear, Sin Orden, Heimat-los, The Germs, The Repos, Detention, G.I.S.M., 9 Shocks Terror, Born Without A Face, Condenada, Scream, The Dwarves, Krunch, Pig Children, Upright Citizens, State Of Confusion, Kwik Way, Authorities, Battalion Of Saints, Young Wasterners, Sin Orden, Crimpshrine, Government Warning, Nip Drivers, Impulse Manslaughter, Capitol Punishment, Dayglo Abortions, E-150, Reagan Youth, Brain Handle, Descendents, Weekend Nachos, Forward, Mellakka, Plain Wrap, MIA, Formaldehyde Junkies, Attitude Adjustment, Dag Nasty, Direct Control, No For An Answer, Olho Seco, The Pedestrians, Disfear, Vatican Commandos, Spermbirds, 3 Way Cum, Los Crudos, Mob 47, Deep Wound, Th' Inbred, Verbal Abuse, The F.U.s, Uncurbed, Stalag 13, The Offenders, Expired Youth, Jerry's Kids, Gutterhead, Indigesti, Minor Threat, High On Crime, Career Suicide, Terveet Kadet, Final Conflict, Adolescents, Slayer, Indigesti, 14 Or Fight, Doom, Isocracy, TSOL, Circle Jerks, Big Black, Under Pressure, The Boneless Ones, Flipper, Eske, Siege, The Outpatients, Brain Handle, Tras De Nada, Motorhead, Dead Kennedys, Plan Of Attack, Kromozom 4, Ripcord, DOA, Oi Polloi, No Slogan, DRI, Bad Posture, Urban Waste, Regress, State Of Fear, Naked Raygun, The Gaia, Meatmen, Wolfbrigade/Wolfpack, 7 Seconds, Bad Dress Sense, Civil Dissident, Accused, Negative Approach, Septic Death, The Fartz, Solucion Mortal, Gangreen, Frites Modern, Black Flag, Skitsystem, Punch In The Face, Anarchy 6, Motorhead, Fang, No Hope For The Kids, Strike Under, The Freeze, Savage Beliefs, The Defoliants, N.O.T.A., and many, many, many more

Movies:

Office Space, Brazil, Rushmore, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Happiness, Freeway, Fear of a Black Hat, Natural Born Killers, Amadeus, The Warriors, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, Nightmare Before Christmas, Kill Bill Vol 1, Spinal Tap, The Princess Bride, River's Edge, The Big Lebowski, The Thing, Friday The 13th (All), Time Bandits, Repo Man, Hellhouse, Return Of The Living Dead, Dr. Strangelove, They Live, Romper Stomper, Scarface, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Best in Show, and just too many more to even try listing. Suffice to say, I dig a lot of flicks.

I stole this from by buddy Don. He did all the hard work and I'm just lifting it from him.
What a jerk.

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Television:

The Office (U.K. and U.S.), The Daily Show, Simpsons, Reno 911, Family Guy, The Colbert Report, Fawlty Towers, South Park, Monty Python, Chappelle's Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, Absolutely Fabulous, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Real Time with Bill Maher, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse

Books:

Too many to name....some authors:, Chomsky, Orwell, Roald Dahl, Robert Anton Wilson, Greg Palast, Gore Vidal, Howard Zinn. Mostly non-fiction though. I haven't read a novel in years.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Greg Palast, Bernie Sanders

My Blog

Chronic Seizure record release show/Spring tour 08

So I'm hitting the road yet again. This time we're heading southeast. Should knock a few more states off my list of ones left to visit...should be about 10 or so left. Before we mosey on out though we...
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:38:00 PST

Black Friday/Sometimes it pays to dress like a maniac

So, I got up at 3am this morning so I could get my happy ass down to Best Buy for the big sale. I got there about 10 minutes before opening; 4:50am. There were already nearly 200 people lined up ...
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:43:00 PST

Im a fucking idiot.....but a happy idiot nonetheless

So I bought another Ipod...but not just any Ipod. The muthafuckin' 160GB mama jama Ipod! Now as many of you know I've been burned by Apple before. I have 3 dead Ipods already for cryin' out loud! This...
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:15:00 PST

Three words that changed my life....chocolate covered bacon

No, seriously. I was thinking about how awesome this would be just a couple of days ago. Don't know why or how this popped into my head but I couldn't get it off my mind. Today at work I was cook...
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST

Chronic Seizure West coast tour

So, it's getting put together right now. This is how things are shaping up. I'm looking forward to it. Another road trip to a crapload of cities I've never been to before. Alas, I had made a vow never...
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:32:00 PST

Taking a break from humanity

'Cuz quite frankly, I've had enough of human interaction for a while. Aside from shows, band practice (and...ugh, work) I ain't goin' nowhere and I ain't doing anything.Perhaps I can channel this into...
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:56:00 PST

To all my lady friends...

I love you all so much. For your honesty, for your support, for your caring about my dumb ass....I can't thank you enough....
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:31:00 PST

Up to no good

So last night I started smoking cigarettes, doing blow and smoking weed again. All in one fell swoop.Yeah right! Never gonna happen....What I did do last night was play a show at Joe Skeletor's house ...
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST

My favorite modern compound word

Beardo = Bearded Weirdo.Hahaha....can't get enough of that. Fucking hipster douchebags with their shitty beards and ironic moustaches. When I finally snap I'm gonna walk around with a morning star and...
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

Pet Peeves

People who wear sunglasses inside buildings (What?...you got snake eggs under there instead of eyeballs?)Bum stink on the train first thing in the morningHumanityDrivers who don't use turn signalsCoup...
Posted by Mr. Patrick Sean Freakin' Kelly Sir on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:30:00 PST