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Miss Kriss

Like a dolphin, a vagina wears a perpetual smile, a grin as sloppy and loving as the crade we all ro

About Me

For your information I like to fuck, shit, chill, eat and most of all SLEEP!! oh yes! i also enjoy making art and listening to music; spending quality time with quality people.. you know who you are.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 kris --
[noun]:

A skimpy piece of lingere

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

Talking, LOVE(ing ), drinking, painting, sleeping, smoking, listening, music, nudity, cats, boobs, dogs, books, nipples, tom robbins and chuck palanihk, museums, colors, all forms of art, sex and candy.

I'd like to meet:

Leon the Professional as I am in the form of a young Natalie Portman.

Music:

RASPUTINA, outkast, tool, NINE INCH NAILS, tortoise, CAKE, pantera, rhcp, bone crusher, kanye west, warren g, nate dogg, snoop dogg, hammerfall, the haunted SOILWORK, arch enemy, THE MARS VOLTA, poe, all quinten terantino movie soundtracks, JOURNEY, foreigner, bone thugs, notorious B.I.G., beatles, mingus, gravediggaz, stratovarious! As you can see, a harmonious mixture of Power Metal, Indie Rock, Gangsta Rap, Hip Hop, Death Metal, Jazz and Cheesy 80's Rock and Roll.

Movies:

kill bill (both vols.) Triplets of bellville, wizards, the little mirmaid, natural born killers, dr strangelove...., the basketball diaries, requiem for a dream, donnie darko, zoolander, napoleon dynamite, jackie brown, minority report, double stuffed hoes vol 10, run lola run, the eighth day, con air, face-off (best travolta film- ever!) , fight club, .... this will just go on and on if i keep typing, so ill end this now.

Television:

i watch way to much tv and so i dont know where to start.. hmmm old school: full house, care bears cartoons, the state, viva variety, ren and stimpy, rocko's modern life, kids in the hall... more recently: upright citizens brigade, family guy(who doesnt have family guy as one of the favs? anything w/ olsen twins im secretly obsessed, aqua teen hunger foce, 24, discover channel: random, comedy central, cartoon network and so on...

Books:

Big Tom Robbins fan- i highly recomend him if u dig satire novels: Firce Invalids Home from Hot Climates and Villa Incognito are great T.R. books, I like alot of the classics we had to read in high school: Brave New World- Aldous Huxley, George Orwell's 1984. Achebe's Things Fall Apart, To Kill a Mockingbird. The Savage Girl- Alex Shakar, The da Vinci Code, Steven King's Pet Semetary, Misery. and any chuck palanhuik novel especially invisible monsters. Augusten Borroughs' memoirs including Dry. theres tons more.. tons.

Heroes:

Walt Disney, my mommy's vagina, salvador dali, martin luther king jr, Jan Van Eyck.

My Blog

Have you noticed..

.. how many times I am seen with a beer in my profile pictures?   I'm pretty much always drinking, at all captured moments in time.
Posted by Miss Kriss on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

worst daughter ever

  today is my father's birthday. i bought him nothing.  im sorry, i just have no clue as to what a 48 year old metalhead/ grade school teacher would randomly enjoy.   o well, ill m...
Posted by Miss Kriss on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:19:00 PST

my nose itches

why am i awake so early this sunday morning?  insert senario here.
Posted by Miss Kriss on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:03:00 PST

general statement

painting + radiohead = awesomeness.
Posted by Miss Kriss on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:36:00 PST

I never have any interesting or new blog action

thats because i never have the time to sit and sum up my thoughts of life, randomness or otherwise. hmm.. havnt heard any new jokes lately, either. you shouldn't have read this.
Posted by Miss Kriss on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:03:00 PST

girly girls

last night, for the first time in a looooong time, it was just the girls. Nine girls, almost all of them taken, seen without their boyfriends! it was a beautiful thing. We had a great time talking, dr...
Posted by Miss Kriss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST