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xt.

I am here for Friends

About Me

  • out the game.
  • i tremble at the thought of cleaning. some people fear drowning, natural disaster, republicans... im terrified of the black hole that has become my room.
  • i suffer from chronic acute laziness. i cant help it. it is a steel trap ive stumbled across.
  • i hate exercise and prefer not to exert myself in any fashion.
  • some would say im funny. theyre the ones who love me most.

    • welcome to the worst part of your life.

    My Interests

    naps, mayonnaise, celebrity gossip, making people feel uncomfortable, being “in tune” with my bowel movements, and food comas. asking nosey questions. winning at bust a move.

    I'd like to meet:

    slobs. assholes. comedians. and peter francis geraci.

    Music:

    music is NOT my life.

    Movies:

    i like comedies from the late '80s early '90s. foreign movies. The Princess Bride. slap stick. some movies i hated were: Waking Life. Dreamcatcher. The Forgotten. Leprechaun 4: In Space. and ive never seen any of those Lord of The Ring movies. and thanks to Olga for reminding me how much i loved Willow and The Last Unicorn.

    Television:

    pbs. dateline. nightline. 20/20. court tv. medical mysteries weds at nine. house. nova.

    Books:

    the Bible. and i like most books that arent sacrilegious or sci-fi. i like post civil war American novels. F. Scott Fitzgerald. Walt Whitman. Thomas Hardy. Henry David Thoreau. and most modern poetry, that isnt pretentious. Marge Piercy. Charles Bukowski. Dwight Okita. and Kurt Vonnegut, RIP.

    Heroes:

    honest people and these guys:

    My Blog

    considering where ive been.

    the world is an oyster. pry it apart and dig right in, right? find the pearl right in, right? the world been better since i started my medication. but the worlds still fucked up, considering where iv...
    Posted by xt. on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:25:00 PST

    turn it up til it bumps.

    "Shot Dunyun:  No bullshit, but I've watched people stop in the middle of a funeral, the dead body smiling there in the casket, the old ladies sobbing, and people stop to change the music.  ...
    Posted by xt. on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:26:00 PST

    not naming any names...

    i didnt know this was actually a thing. i wont name names but i do have some guy friends who could benefit from this...   Go Ugly Early For your information, just in case you need it. The techni...
    Posted by xt. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:58:00 PST

    im a toys r us kid.

    my birthday is this sunday. 22. im dreading it. i dont believe there will be anything special after 21. im sure all the old geezers on my friends list will have something to say about this. but i dont...
    Posted by xt. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:42:00 PST

    naps.

    i pride myself on being able to sleep anywhere.  no matter the surroundings, noise, or strangers.  priscilla merits a shout out here. oh, the days when we used to skip class and go to the li...
    Posted by xt. on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:53:00 PST

    chicago wind.

    im pretty sure its getting warm out. its been a loooong time coming. but even sadder than chicago weather is the fact that most of my bloggs happen to be about the weather. yes....
    Posted by xt. on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:37:00 PST

    the things we do.

         "Francine turned over to him and he slipped his arm around her.  Three a.m. drunks, all over America, were staring at the walls, having finally given it up.  You did...
    Posted by xt. on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST

    waking. walking.

    its getting colder in the city i love. i know, "its chicago", you say.  "youve lived here how long?"  and yet, i swear i woke up with frost on my windows at 3am, and as i ran my finger...
    Posted by xt. on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:05:00 PST

    wouldnt have it any other way.

    Which random phallic object are you?Quiz by Andrea....
    Posted by xt. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    it's just conversation. we're not so compatible.

    i whisper because if you could hear the unheard you would cease to be near me squeeze me with the undertows of sorrows rotting away. and then ill say what ive been meaning to. blue moons are the shape...
    Posted by xt. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST