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Catt Moppen$

There is always a motherfucker. Tonight it is me.

About Me

I puked into my own beer at Reggie's and some girl was repulsed, which made me come to the conclusion/realization that you really can't please everybody.Check out my music writing at: www.terminal-boredom.comCheck out my miscellaneous musings, stories, and poems at: www.mattcoppens.blogspot.com

My Interests

Being an impossible and sometimes magnificent son of a bitch. Using the fuck word and calling people fuck names. Being cast-out. Couch/makeout sluts. Writing shit and doing it poorly. Being raw and untrained and self-taught at everything in my life. Brass knuckles. Self-induced hand release. Maudlin poems on public restroom walls. Bikerides. Park benches and swingsets. Alleyways and backstreets. Thrift stores and beer farms. Fat gals with million dollar smiles. Thin gals with lips like cherry bombs. Chicken parmesan. Crooked teeth. Butterscotch pie. Pointless midnight car rides. Holding hands and hugs. Blueberries. Standing up front at the punk-rock show. Zines and zinesters.

I'd like to meet:

A loaded gun.

Music:

Black Flag, Black Sabbath, GG Allin, Inmates, Darvocets, Upstab, Cider, Glorified Trash, Belligerent Outburst, Out Cold, Lucero, Jawbreaker, Forward, Chronic Seizure, Bill Bondsmen, Poison Idea, Heartdrops, H-100's, The Finger, Ramones, Lip Cream, Warhead, Daily Void, Canadian Rifle, Chosen Few, Radio Birdman, Off With Their Heads, Screeching Weasel, Leatherface, Clockcleaner, Truthdealer, Holy Shit!, Catburglars, Beltones, Dillinger Four, No Side, Chicken Bowels, the Smiths, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Jesse Malin. Shit like that.

Movies:

Documentaries on my favorite writers. We need one on both Fante's.

Books:

Post Office by Bukowski, Ask the Dust by John Fante, Rabbit Factory by Larry Brown, anything by Harry Crews, Geek Love by Katherine Dunn. Dan Fante, Hubert Selby, Jr., Bill Faulkner, Nick Flynn, Ernest Hemingway. Reading and words get my dick hard. Too many to make an accurate list.

Heroes:

Whoever shot and killed JFK.

My Blog

"Say hello to the man, goodbye to the gigolo..."

Being somewhat recently single I've gotten lots of calls, texts, and emails from both girls and guys alike urging me to come out and either meet up with them or to go out and try hooking up with chick...
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:23:00 PST

Two books I got in the mail today have taught me a very valuable lesson.

The books in question are Girlbomb and Have You Found Her by Janice Erlbaum. Both are memoirs, one about Janice's personal homeless teenage ramblings/rumblings, and one about volunteering at the same ...
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:45:00 PST

New Terminal Boredom column for July of 2008

This is for those that don't follow Terminal Boredom. This is my newest column. My goal, years ago, was to eventually write once or twice for this site. I used to idolize the guys who wrote here and I...
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 08:31:00 PST

NEW Terminal Boredom column up NOW!!!

Read it at: www.terminal-boredom.com
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:04:00 PST

Live reading at Quimby’s on North Ave Sat April 19.

Panic Attack presents a night of Zine Readings Published by loganat March 19, 2008 in Store Events. .. --> .entry-meta -->.. --> .entry-head --> ..TR> April 19, 2008 7:00pm to 8:00pm..TABLE> A n...
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:55:00 PST

Top ten favorite records I own of all time:

 Why? Well, I’m back in Michigan and I’m bored. In no particular order. Here we go:   1. Ramones "Leave Home"- Growing up the Ramones were my bible. I dressed like them (still do...
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:05:00 PST

Panic Attack 2: Not A Very Good Place To Be When You’re Hungover.

 Done. Finally. Got the bitch printed last night and just need to staple it tonight. I'll be pimpin' this shit at Quimby's but will have some of my own. If you want a copy as always it's 1 dollar...
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:00:00 PST

My Terminal Boredom top ten (eleven) list for 2007

I slammed my fist into your face. I got drunk every single day for two years. I pissed myself in a drunken stupor on a Cleveland, Ohio hotel room floor. I stole money from your sock drawer. I snorted ...
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:26:00 PST

Life and consequences.

It's taken me 27 years to realize, but now I finally see it, accept it, and roll with it. I know that writing the kind of stuff I do may potentially label me to be sexist and misogynistic. I know that...
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:37:00 PST

You think you know me? Fuck! Baxter knows me!

***What Matt Coppens Means***You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.You make ...
Posted by Catt Moppen$ on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:33:00 PST