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John

Can you show us how to make giant corn?

About Me

I'm a sales manager / professional photographer / actor / musician / improv comic / business owner / husband and father.Yeah, that's right. I've got a lot of hobbies. I like to do a lot of shit. And I know what you're thinking... you're thinking "well, he must not be any good at any of it". Wrong!

My Interests

Acting, Photography, Video Games, Improv Comedy, Stand-up Comedy

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook. Dream Theater (done)... I'm sure there are a lot others, but I can't think of any right now.

Music:

80's f'ing metal. And Dream Theater, which came out in the late 80's so I guess they still count. But they're current. And they rock.

Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the greatest comedy movie of all time

Television:

The Office. Extras. Lost. Holy shit - Lost is the best show ever.

Books:

I mostly read photography magazines, business books, etc., but I did read "The Da Vinci Code" and am now reading "Angels and Demons".

Heroes:

John Petrucci; Andrew Dice Clay; Ryan Stiles; Don Cheadle; Jennifer Aniston (cuz she's hot); Edward Norton (quite possibly the best actor on the planet); Chris "Jesus" Ferguson (the guy's a genius, and a kickass poker player); anyone who challenges someone who says "becuase we've always done it that way".