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vanessa

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About Me

plain old simple girl

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people who make me laugh

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i got a truuuuuck i got a truuuuuuuck!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! YES.... it's a girlie bright red, but i have a vagina so it's ok! i love this pick up
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

patience is a motherfucking virtue

i say that because i have to be patient with this SHITTY job. i worked 13 hours and only made 95 buckaroos. KAHUNAVILLE SUCKS!!!! but go and eat there and tip the blonde waitress really well. I als...
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what do you do when you have to fart in church?

Seriously... i was sitting there this morning and i felt the need to poot. I began thinking of my options: I could hold it in for another hour, but that wouldn't feel too nice. Or i could just let ...
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if you hate denmark then read this!

Denmark's actually cool... to all my smokin buddies and boyfriend, you can smoke ANYWHERE! Blue collar men smoke while digging holes and plowing and what not. Also, i was at a mall the other day an...
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST