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About Me

I'm a pirate!

..This year of my life has been an eventful one. I just had a baby girl and got married to the most perfect women I could ever imagine.

Tomorrow could be your last day here. I found out the hard way not to let petty crap get between you and a loved one. Don't dwell on the past, advance to the future.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've got my wife and my daughter. Don't need to meet anybody else.

My Friends

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Movies:

12 Monkeys A Scanner Darkly American History X An Interview with Kevin Smith Blade I, II & III Chasing Amy Children of Men Clerks I & II Da Vinci Code Dogma Donnie Darko Dumb and Dumber Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas Fight Club Grandma's Boy Idiocracy Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Mallrats Mystery Men Napoleon Dynomite Snatch The Crow The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trainspotting Where the Buffalo Roam Underworld I & II X-Men I, II & III .......................................................

Television:

Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this... [she goes up to a large poster of evolution and begins pointing things out with her pointer]
In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... [she waves her left hand limply]
...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. [she points to a prehistoric mammal rodent]
Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! [she faces the class, with the new girl among them looking around]
So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

Books:

Fark.com

Heroes:

Any body that can release all ties with addiction. Not a fun process but well worth the efforts. I respect each and every one of us that have been through the nightmare

Kevin Smith - Although I don't think I would say he's a hero of mine but a man I give great respect to. He came from nothing, hit it big and is still the same humble man he was then.

My Blog

Done

I'm done w/ so many things right now!
Posted by Sprunger on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

Memories

If you see this video and the first thing that comes to mind is "headache" then move on. If you see this video and get that warm feeling and start remembering the past, you and I are on th...
Posted by Sprunger on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:28:00 PST

Somethings make you think.

Today we are in the modern age. It's hard to see what it was like 100, 500, 1000, 3000 years ago. If you think about it, if you were in that age, you were in the modern age. The only technology you ha...
Posted by Sprunger on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:54:00 PST

Stolen from Codi

chow yun catNot cat related but a very amusing find...Back to ze kittiesMore amusement...and we're back...
Posted by Sprunger on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:54:00 PST

SPAMmers!

Why do people SPAM stupid emails? What are they thinking when they forward 50 emails in one sitting? Stuff like "Support our troops by keeping this email alive" or those cute cuddly ones. I have 1 per...
Posted by Sprunger on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:51:00 PST

Guess who....

just got married?....I did.
Posted by Sprunger on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:07:00 PST

Father time plays jokes on me.

When I was doing phycial work w/ my hands, the harder I worked the faster time went. Before I knew it, it was lunch. After lunch it was time to go. Days turned to weeks, which turned to months. Before...
Posted by Sprunger on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:16:00 PST

You know what sucks?

It sucks when you want to delete about half the people on your friends list but you can't because that would be dick. What sucks more is that your reading this thinking you're one of the ones I want t...
Posted by Sprunger on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:27:00 PST

Christ!

I don't want to hear another comment about how you can't wait to see my baby from anybody. Everytime I invite somebody to come by and see her so I can get one of you to shut the fuck up it's too incon...
Posted by Sprunger on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:00:00 PST

Go away and leave me alone!

This morning I go out to smoke a cigarette and I hear my downstairs neighbor talking so I go over there to see what's up and to talk to him. Then I see poofy old lady hair followed by him giving attit...
Posted by Sprunger on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:53:00 PST