tuil |
if i could end one thing in life it would becompuetr keyboards. the guy that made the key board isa maschochist cocksucker. hes never been drunk in his life
Posted by Johnny Reb on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:27:00 PST |
big dog is best |
tonight i acom plisheld the secdond greatest thing in the history of man. i bested hiccups. the first being civilisisng big dog. in my mind i am the greaatest human being to ever wal...
Posted by Johnny Reb on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST |
i hate myself |
drinking whiskey and water and smoking cigarettes is not conducive to having a throat that is not sore. basically i am a man andd no one can take that away from me. unless you castrate me....
Posted by Johnny Reb on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:54:00 PST |
sr |
to everyone who ever said my temper would be my downfall or the like, i say has your temper ever gotten you a brand new oven? didnt think so. mine did.
Posted by Johnny Reb on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:56:00 PST |
dear devin |
honeycomb big yeah yeah yeah. theyre not small, no no no
happy now?
Posted by Johnny Reb on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:28:00 PST |
mr. brooks |
if you like sterotypes and believe theyre true but still enjoy making fun of them, watch blazing saddles. its just eclipsed preadator as my 3rd favorite movie. and obviously im an in...
Posted by Johnny Reb on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:43:00 PST |
easy ridin' |
riding a motorcycle is fun. riding a motorcyle in the middle of a fucking hail storm is significantly less fun. global warming means that the sunshine state has hail the size of quarters.&...
Posted by Johnny Reb on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:29:00 PST |
danger is my middle name |
there comes a time in every man's life when he is tested. for some its a test of strength, for others a test of will, and still others have their brains tested. some pass these tests while...
Posted by Johnny Reb on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:56:00 PST |
why you so ashy |
so i have this friend whos a truck driver. i call him a frind cause he brought me a subway sammich two nights in a row at work. cool. wanna know whats weird. plants get water s...
Posted by Johnny Reb on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:46:00 PST |
foosball is the devil |
the patriots signed vinny testaverde yesterday. see i told you my next blog would be funny.
-bobby knight
Posted by Johnny Reb on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST |
