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Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio

Fuck you all.

About Me



You'd better believe it.

Ok, I'll keep this simple. I'm a lifelong metal fan. I play bass in Embalmer and guitar/vocals in Decrepit. I have a short attention span and an even shorter temper. I believe that organized religion is the root cause of at least 75% of the worlds problems and I dislike a vast majority of the people I've met over the years. I become a more angry, cynical and hateful person every day because I am constantly surrounded by stupidity, mediocrity and weakness, yet somehow I retain a pretty decent (albeit warped) sense of humor. If for some unfathomable reason you want to know more, feel free to ask as long as you can communicate like a reasonably intelligent human being.

My Interests

Metal, working too fucking hard, attending shows/fests, playing bass and guitar, drinking excessively, watching movies, video games, wasting time on the computer, working out, cooking, spending time with my friends, baseball, MMA, camping, traveling, shooting guns, and having as much decadent, kinky sex as I can.
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I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular but fans and supporters of GOOD metal are always welcome. By the way... if I deny you, it wasn't an accident so don't waste your time and mine by sending me further requests or emails whining about how I'm a dick for not wanting to be your friend. Save that shit for the emo forum.And by the way, I'm not looking for relationships, either. I'm quite happy just being single for the time being...

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Music:

DEATH METAL, BLACK METAL, GRIND, THRASH, ETC: Immolation, Autopsy, Terrorizer, Impetigo, Dismember, Carnage, Obituary, Watain, Dissection, Naglfar, Possessed, Motorhead, Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, Celtic Frost, Samael, Slayer, Sepultura, At the Gates, Grotesque, Cianide, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Necrophagist, Pungent Stench, General Surgery, Carcass, Death, Entombed, Nihilist, Goreaphobia, Keep of Kalessin, Dimmu Borgir, Manticore, Hemdale, Dead Infection, Mortician, Blood Duster, Blood of Christ, Impaled Nazarene, Archgoat, Cancer, Devourment, Deeds of Flesh, Cadaver, Rottrevore, Eviscium, Disgorge, Unleashed, Mutilated, Gutrot, Sadistic Intent, Sadistik Exekution, Haemorrhage, Last Days of Humanity, Nyctophobic, Machetazo, Demilich, Bolt Thrower, Gorguts, Grave, Impure, Desaster, Incantation, Scattered Remnants, Lividity, Ripping Corpse, Melechesh, Cryptopsy, Suffocation, Hour of Penance, Intense Hammer Rage, Hail of Bullets, Aborted, Gorgasm, Gorerotted, etc...Other music I like: Acid Bath, Uncurbed, Lamented Souls, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Ringworm, The Nerds, Vision of Disorder, Cattlepress, Devils of Belgrade, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Rush, Jethro Tull, Led Zeppelin, Lucifers Friend, Bloodrock, Bach, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Wagner, Irish folk music, etc etc...If it's good, I'll listen to it.

Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead (detecting a pattern yet?), Return of the Living Dead, Dead Alive (or Brain Dead for you Aussies and Kiwis), Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles, Evil Dead 1 & 2, the Hellraiser series, the Alien series, the Star Wars series (except Episode 1), the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Boondock Saints, Silence of the Lambs and all of its sequels/prequels, Full Metal Jacket, Eraserhead, A Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, The Exorcist, The Amityville Horror, Goodfellas, City of Lost Children, Kids, Gummo, Street Trash, Cannibal Holocaust, 28 Days Later, The Shining, anything from Troma...

Television:

Ever wonder why they call it "programming"?I really don't watch much TV. When I do, I watch the History Channel, Discovery Channel, the Military channel or Adult Swim.

Books:

Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales of Numenor and Middle Earth, The Hobbit, the Dune series, The Dark Tower series, The Stand, It, Tommyknockers, Mafia Kingfish, The Satanic Bible, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Perfect Victim, The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Johnny Got His Gun, Prisoners of the Japanese, Lords of Chaos, The Anarchist Cookbook, The Dark Tower series, etc. etc.

Heroes:

Alex Webster, Cliff Burton, Geezer Butler, Steve Harris, Eric Langlois, Steve Digiorgio, George Carlin, Dennis Leary, J.R.R. Tolkien, Douglas Adams, Peter Jackson, Lucio Fulci, George Romero, Lloyd Kauffman, Hunter S. Thompson, Yoda and of course... The Swedish Chef. I wouldn't exactly call these people my "heroes", so to speak, but I am a big fan of their works.

My Blog

I did NOT quit Embalmer...

Despite rumors started by a little shit talking bitch, namely FORMER Embalmer drummer Tim Powell, I did not, nor do I intend to, quit Embalmer.Tim was kicked out of Embalmer because he has no dedicati...
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:06:00 PST

Embalmer/Decrepit updates.

I'm just copy and pasting what I posted in the band pages. Eat me.   EMBALMER Greetings, freaks. Just a quick little update to let you know what has been going on...Wring has begun and two songs ...
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:34:00 PST

New phone, new number.

Want it? Hit me up on here.Bitches.
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:30:00 PST

ANOTHER dead cel phone.

Yeah, fuck Revol. I'm done with their medicore service, piss poor customer service and ridiculous hidden charges. No idea when I'm gonna get a new phone, so I'm gonna be even harder to get ahold of th...
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:06:00 PST

So why am I bored and sober on a Saturday night?

Because of an infected cryball, that's why.It all started five days ago. I woke up with mild irritation in my right eye. After taking the obligatory ten minute first piss of the morning, I took a look...
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 12:21:00 PST

What a pussy!

Disclaimer: Proper names have been omitted for obvious reasons (obvious to me, anyways) but those who are involved know who they are.Ok, so there's a certain 26 year old manboy whom I've come to know ...
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:40:00 PST

New phone, new number...

I finally got a new phone today so if you need/ want my new number and I haven't already called you, send me a message on here and if I deem you to not be a total fuckshaft, I'll send it to you.Also, ...
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:48:00 PST

I'm gonna corpse you up, motherfucker!

Nah, not really. It just sound really funny and I don't get many chances to say it. So anyways, I haven't posted anything in a while. I figured I might as well fill you creeps in on what's been up lat...
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:19:00 PST

So.

I have this wierd feeling that certain people that I have called friends might be turning their backs on me in light of recent events. If it's because of my demeanor last weekend, that's fine although...
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:36:00 PST

Reality check.

If you ever start feeling a little too self important or feel your ego getting the better of you, try this. Stand at the edge of the ocean in the dead of night. You will never feel smaller o...
Posted by Asshole Rob NYDM Ohio on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST