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Kelly

So many fish in the sea, but I'm stuck in a damn aquarium...

About Me



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I made my way across the desert about a year ago from Kansas, now I call my little apartment home here in AZ. Right now I am a cocktail waitress at Rock Bottom, pushing the beers and shots and praying for decent tips. ( Little FYI for those who have never experienced serving before-, be nice/ patient, chances are I'm dealing with at least 10 other jerks who want my attention at that exact moment in time,and verbal tips always suck no matter how good you think you you're making me feel..) I also am going to school for cultural anthropology and am planning to study abroad within the next 2 years. I like good wine and cheap champagne, and I could probably kick your ass at scrabble :) Get Your Own! | View Slideshow http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c 7d2583be6925

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most people tend to be interesting in their own way, I really don't know a "type" of person I wouldn't at least want to meet.

Music:

The Garden state soundtrack, along with 6 feet under soundtrack, Ali Farke Toure with Ry Cooter, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Fleetwood Mac, Snow Patrol, Dave Mathews Band, Micheal Jackson, and a healthy span of terrrible 80's music

Movies:

Young Frankenstein, Airplane!, Alice in Wonderland, Clockwork Orange, Edward Scissor Hands, The Labryinth, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, So I married an Axe Murderer, Amelie ( foreign), Dumb and Dumber, Wallace and Gromitt movies, Pieces of April, and almost all Disney movies(I'm such a little kid...); but Fox and Hound can kiss my ass...

Television:

Nip tuck, Sex and the City, Project Runway (when it was on...), Aqua Teen Hunger Force ( hell yeah bitches!), Lost, Dead Like Me.... No Cable so I have to rent seasons after they come out on DVD...

Books:

Eyes of the Dragon by Stephen King The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons by Dan Brown Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (it's a classic..) She's come Undone by Wally Lamb A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess Anything by Janet Evanovich ( it's my smut book-guilty pleasure)or Andrew Greely

Heroes:

Every single member of my twisted family...