You damn hairless bipeds are really starting to piss off the Sas'! I should be spending my days frolicking through the dandelions. But, that is no longer the case. Instead, I'm usually too busy pulling McDonald's wrappers out of a racoons' ass. Did you ever hear the expression 'money doesn't grow on trees'? Well, that pretty much sums it up. Capitalism is not a natural system. It's like introducing toxic sludge into a pristine ecosystem. It kills it. Money is a man-made pyramid scheme; nothing more. Its whole purpose is to allow the few to control the many. And in my opinion, those few need an old fashioned ass-stompin'...Sasquatch style! Look whiners, if it's truly freedom that you seek then the Sas' has some advice; become responsible for yourselves! Take back what has purposefully been taken away from you: the knowledge to live sustainably! The only alternative is a worldwide dirt nap. Catch my stinky drift? Do you know how hard I laughed when I found out that you don't even know how to build your own houses? Or grow your own food? Do you think all of this just happened by accident? Come on. If you people want to be sheep, then be sheep. The only reason I'm trying to intervene is because there's a goddamn Wal-Mart where my toilet used to be. Personally, I'd rather stare at a steaming pile of my own feces than purchase aspartame in bulk quantities or shop for Mary-Kate and Ashley panties. But, maybe that's just me. I'll vent more later...the Sas' needs a nap.Protest Iraq war Radiohead vidDon't quote Dave ChapelleTenacious D Sasquatch SongHemp Construction:
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