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Lazy by Nature(mike)

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About Me

Napoleon of Crime!
26 Social Standing, 25 Malevolence, 22 Self-Mastery Others surrender to villainy through weakness, but your malevolence is rooted in a malignant superabundance of strengths—strength of intellect, strength of will, and above all else, the strength of your overmastering conceit. You sneer at the decent strictures of Society, and strive to undermine them by a thousand stratagems, petty and grand. A loathsome spider forever spinning a web of all-encompassing corruption, your machinations threaten the undoing of civilization itself. ..TABLE

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My Blog

Vincent Price

I just finished a book called VINCENT PRICE: A DAUGHTER'S BIOGRAPHY. As you may have guessed it was written by Vincent price's daughter, Victoria, and it's about Vincent Price. It's pretty interesting...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:26:00 GMT

Takin’ Care of Business!!

So the Olympics were an entertaining spectacle and only a few people were killed and most of them weren't Americans so everything ended up OK. Plus i now deeply understand Buddhism and ancient Chinese...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Going to da Chop Shop!!

In case you didn't know, I have long hair. longer than it's ever been which is probably not long by some people's standards since my hair is usuallu pretty close cropped. But I was thinking of growing...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:01:00 GMT

Damn Irish!

My brother's brother-in-law ,Dan,stopped by last night with his Dad. Dan just scored a sweet new job with a hospital that will make things a lot easier for his fam. His father was so proud that he dro...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:44:00 GMT

Breakfast Sausage and Tina Turner

I'm not the kind of guy who usually tells people about his dreams. The Endless Dream Discourser is one of the most insidious forms of toxic office co-worker ever bio-engineered by Monsanto. But it was...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:26:00 GMT

The Lord

As far as The Lord is concerned he once appeared to me in a bowl of corned beef hash.(In your face,vegetarians!) He said Lindsay Lohan would win the Academy Award for that Herbie movie she was in...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:07:00 GMT

Helluva Bird plus my view on Zoos.

I have many heroes but the one I want to tell you about today is a hero because of his attitude and lifestyle. It is Nature's Zen Priest. I am speaking of course of the Australian bird known as the Ta...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:45:00 GMT

Fantasy 181

Because there just isn't enough of it on Myspace, here's some terrible poetry. Like all good poems, it rhymes. Poems gotta rhyme. How do I know this? Because in 4th grade Sister Philomena SAID SO!! Sh...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:34:00 GMT

Its not Miracle on 34th Street, but...

The company at which I work conducts conference calls. We hook people up so they can talk on the phone. In this case I was dialing out to the participants. This happened to me last year just a fe...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:23:00 GMT

Eulogy (Rough Draft)

I wrote this back in 1994, when I was part of a Writer's Group at a Jr. College. It's the raw, first draft with plenty of flaws. I couldn't find any more erfined versions.Read it then write in and tel...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:29:00 GMT