Music, art and food. I love to cook and do it well. SOMEONE LOAN ME $200,000 SO I CAN OPEN A RESTARUANT!
One person that doesn't have some sort of "issue" or "problem". Maybe someone who can tell me the REAL qualifications to become crazy, or even certifiably insane. I doubt it entails ingesting several hits of rat poison. Or maybe that does it. Just flips the switch. Who knows. I also wanna meet the person that thought out the plans for the city of Portland. Big ups for being so environmentally concerned when planning around the forest, but damn. THESE ROADS DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!! Oh yes, I would also like to meet a smurf. Oh wait. I want to BE a smurf. Nevermind about that. But i WOULD like to meet Saul Williams, Anthony Hamilton (that negro DOES look like a bum!!), Lina, my biological parents, Johnny Depp (crazy motherf*cker), the dude that won the mayo portion of the eating competition that I saw on the Food Network, Santa, Rob Zombie, Erykah Badu, The Beastie Boys, Jay Z, Jason Mraz, Common, DJ Premiere (we need to talk about what is hip hop and what is not sir...and I WANT THAT SHIRT!) Emerill, Stephen King (you's a crazy motherf*cker TOO!) Dave Chapell, Aesop Rock, the program directors for (most) all the radio stations across the nation (ya'll need to be slapped. Hard.) Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, and um...... uh.... what were we talking about?
Hip hop is my number one love. Some local kats to check are Brokaw (disscompany.com)Nate Diggy, Sleepyhead, and Shambles (dismalcity.com) Fogatron (fogatron.com). Be on the look out for Syllable Girl.... she's comin to get ya! Casiocity of Brokaw is the most gangsta-ish white boy I know when he's on the decks. Stay black Ckasio!Favorite artists: Aesop Rock, One Be Lo, Cannibus, Sade, Yanni, Pearl Jam, Tripping Daisy, Norah Jones, Busta Rhymes, Dave Hollister, Redman, ODB (rip) Aaliyah (rip baby) Anthony Hamilton, Cracker, D'Angelo, System of a Down, Cee- Lo, Outkast, Res, Fugees, Janet Jackson, Tom Waits, Slum Village, Depeche Mode, Jason Mraz, Ludacris, The Cure, Beastie Boys, Kanye West, Jane Doe, N.E.R.D., Jack Johnson, Aerosmith, TuPac, De La Soul, Tori Amos, Erykah Badu, Ice Cube, Snoop, Nirvana, Too $hort, Jay Z, Stevie Wonder, Beck, Bahamadia, Mos Def.... the list goes on.. maybe I'll list em all one day.
Television? What for. For 24 on Monday nights, maybe. Otherwise, go outside, crack a beer (or whatEVER it is that you want to consume) and WATCH PEOPLE! They're hilarious and will make you laugh harder than any stupid half hour sit-com. Now thats a REAL reality show.
Currently reading Mo'Nique's "Skinny People Are Evil". Its great. Check out "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops" by George Carlin. Also "The Redneck Manifesto" by Jim Goad and "The Emperor Wears No Clothes" by Jack Herer.
The idiot kid that stole a plane from a school that he attended, went joyriding UNDETECTED all damn night long with his two friends. It was said that when he landed (again, UNDETECTED... stupid people) beer cans came spilling out of the door hatch. Several is what I think they said. So, lets recap:Three underage kiddies went flying all night long, no one knew that they took off with the plane (way to go security), the kid that was flying this rig had only attended flight scool for a mere few hours and was DRUNK, the instructor still had the key to the plane and all he had to say was "I have no idea how they got up there", and he managed to take off AND land undetected. What the hell happened to all this hype about beefed up security. Lying assholes. And this kid landed in the dark. Got charged with drunk driving because he was taxing around the runway (Allegedly. No one actually saw him land BECAUSE THE PLACE WAS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! NO ONE WAS THERE! ), umm, and I think theft. It remains to be seen if the charges will stick. Way to go buddy. Go big or go home.