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PALMER

I snack in the grocery line, you know I make money

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I’m having a big birthday

I never make a big deal outta my birthday. For my 21st I went bowling. My highest-profile celebrations were all back in grade school or earlier when parents did a lot of the planning. The most memorab...
Posted by PALMER on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:48:00 PST

HOT MONDAY NIGHTS!!! 8/20 - Tigerstripes & Freaky Outty @ XV

Hey folks,My dear friend and brilliant discoist Matt Tigerstripes has a sweeet new monthly at XV called IMAGE. The theme is basically classy italo/disco/boogies/synthpop dance beats to which one can b...
Posted by PALMER on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:56:00 PST

THIS WEDNESDAY: 7/18 - SNAP!

I already posted a coupla bulletins about this, but here's the blog version.Wednesday, July 18th@ Branx (ex-Loveland/Meow Meow/B-Complex, under Rotture)9pm to 4am!!Cheap beer, yummy pasta (seriously)!...
Posted by PALMER on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:02:00 PST

fox force!!!

Fuck a basketball tournament, the Fox will take any theatre in town in an all out, no-jams-barred dance off! More photos at okpony.com......
Posted by PALMER on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST

dingalingaling

Apparently Mo'Nique, my personal hero and fatspiration, has a cookbook now or something. So you can go ahead and put a check next to my name on your holiday gift list. This is pretty much all I want r...
Posted by PALMER on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

nail-throwin' mayhem!

I really want to see this show (The Wire), but mostly just for this girl (Felicia "Snoop" Pearson). And there's a ridiculous wait to get any of the discs on Netflix, and her character doesn't even sho...
Posted by PALMER on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST

creole heads know the deal

I have to say, Portland is a pretty great town to live in up north if you're about Southern cooking. Gentrification concerns aside, there's a lot of pretty awesome soul food to be had around here, som...
Posted by PALMER on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

white tigers are retarded mutants!

And the motherfucking Zoo industry doesn't want you to know it!get the story hereThe White Tiger Fraud The myth of the Rare White Bengal Tiger was an illusion meant to deceive the public into ...
Posted by PALMER on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST

Fall Term Scrumblonics

Ok, so now that I've fufilled the "bitching/recounting nights out" portion of my blogging pattern, its time to gush sloppily about delicious snacks. In this case...UNCRUSTABLES!!!Utter perfection. Lik...
Posted by PALMER on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST

frustrated women

Stuff I learned while fucking around in Boston all day:1. There are Dunkin Donuts everywhere. Even worse than Starbucks back home.2. A Boston accent enhances the word "fuck" immeasurably.3. If you don...
Posted by PALMER on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:51:00 PST