I like trying out new projects. Painting, sketching and generally amusing myself by making strange abstract art, which I then choose to decorate my house with. I also have a keen interest in photography.
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
..Charlie Brown
Recently I had the most wonderful idea. I decided to grow opium poppys. Now I'm not really into flowers or anything of that nature, and I can see that this may well appear to be a rather strange hobby to want to take up, but there is method in my madness.
And you could have it all...
My Empire of Dirt.
Andy Bell is lovely and has the best voice on the planet.
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet like-minded people who don't take themselves too seriously. People with something to say and who aren't afraid to say it. Sex-addicts, druggies, alcoholics, porn stars, ragamuffins, freaks of nature, piano-playing palookas and YOU.. as long as you're not a total WANKER, of course!!
Julie Walters, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Jane Fonda, Glinda (the witch of the north) and I'd definitely like to meet someone with the name Jocelyn.
Cynthia Payne, Celia Imrie, Victoria Wood, Masuimi Max, Eve Salvail and I'm always on the lookout for a good dentist.
Music:
Matchbox 20, The Cranberries, New Order, Sarah McLachlan, Erasure, Daniela Bove, Rivermaya, Hooverphonic, Bob Marley, B52's, Melissa Ferrick, Simply Red, The Indigo Girls, Marc Almond, Soft Cell, Fiona Apple, Radiohead, Plumb, Depeche Mode, Macy Gray, Rachael Yamagata, Fleetwood Mac, Coldplay, The Calling, Python Lee Jackson, Aimee Mann, Everything But The Girl, Sia, Hoobastank, The Pretenders, Kate Bush, Tracy Mcmillan, Roxy Music, Blondie, Alison Moyet, Dido, Santana, Eurythmics, Oasis, The Cure, Etta James, Massive Attack, Hale, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Horrorpops, Stevie Nicks, Goldfrapp, Bjork, Shakespears Sister, Garbage, Big Bad Barry White, Suede, Talking Heads, Eddy Grant, Bic Runga, Deee-Lite, Smokey Robinson, Carol King, Blue Oyster Cult, Robert Palmer, Norah Jones, The Verve, Staind, 3 Doors Down, Paula Cole, Tracy Chapman, Natalie Imbruglia, Annie Lennox, Portishead.
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Movies:
Elvira Mistress of the Dark, The Shining, Blue Velvet, Girl Interrupted, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Jackie Brown, Casino, Anchorman, Lost in Translation, Duplex, Crash, Gangs of New York, Boys on the Side, Jerry Maguire, Das Experiment, City of God, Stuck on You, From Dusk til Dawn, Goodfellas, Spellbound, Trainspotting, Fargo, The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Boileroom,
Carrie, Thelma and Louise, Educating Rita, Naked Gun, True Romance, Usual Suspects, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Erin Brockovich, Life of Brian, Traffic, Hairspray, Duplex, Scarface, Natural Born Killers, American History X, Reservoir Dogs, Dog Day Afternoon, Taxi Driver, Lord of the Rings, Something About Mary, Sideways, Running with Scissors, Killing Zoe, Shallow Grave, Apocalypto,
Television:
Those shitty reality shows really get me hooked. Jerry Springer can be funny at times. I find myself especially drawn to The Bachelorette, winning the heart of some gold digging slut has always appealed to me.
The Simpsons, CSI, Criminal Minds, The Inside, Air Crash Investigations, Prison Break, Seconds From Disaster, South Park and now Costa Rican cable.
Books:
I have two books next to my bed. The Benefits of being Double Jointed and Blackout Recovery Techniques.
