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Grand Canyon

Sorry you missed the train. We were awsome!

About Me

Inspired by Mother Earth's greatest c(o)untry: America. These four boys want to make your ass shake and then stick something inside of it. Anything.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/9/2005
Band Members: Rory Bogdon: Girl's clothes, Guitar/Vocals Jake Harper: Sort of the staight man, Guitar/Vocals Corey Cottrell: Shirtless, drunk, Bass/Vocals Joey Hook: Will hump your head, Drums
Influences: Ass, Titties, Booze, Loud Rock.
Sounds Like: An orphaned Weezer lovingly raised by Motorhead and James Brown.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The rest of the story...

I don't think I'll touch the Minneapolis issue. Bad shows happen -wtf- let's not get our panties in a wad. I slept a lot in the car, Corey didn't let me drive much, but I kinda suck at driving stick ...
Posted by Grand Canyon on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:08:00 PST

I am in control here now!

Now I get to have my fucking say about this whole tour business. I 've let the other members of Grand Canyon tarnish our image with their shananigans, but I am here to set shit straight. Here is a sho...
Posted by Grand Canyon on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:56:00 PST

What Corey learned on tour...

I'll leave out the diary type details as it looks like everyone else has that covered, and I'll just type what lessons I learned on the road. 1.  When trying to ditch Jake and Rory so that you ca...
Posted by Grand Canyon on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 02:37:00 PST

rory's tour diary part two (rubbing it in joey's face)

aight then. so from sioux city we traveled to minneapolis. on our way we stopped at a town that i think was called blue earth...but they had a 60 ft. tall jolly green giant there. we saw his taint...
Posted by Grand Canyon on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 08:23:00 PST

Way to make me look bad Rory.

I've been lazy and putting this off, but I've also been quite drunk so it's ok right?  I guess I don't have much to add. Umm... lets see. Corey and I were in fact trying to lose Jake and Rory. Ja...
Posted by Grand Canyon on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:53:00 PST

rory's tour diary uncensored!

ok. my first blog ever by the by. we roll out of columbia around 2 on friday full of taco bell meat and soda and make way to iowa city. me and jake have little bladders so we had to stop and pee like...
Posted by Grand Canyon on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:40:00 PST

fArgin Hhouse

Woooooo!!!111  Partie. yeay
Posted by Grand Canyon on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 04:10:00 PST

About to leave for mini-tour...

It's just a little guy! I had planned to blog for every show and practice, and so far I've been doing well, but can't promise I'll have internet access while on the road. Also, (mostly) I'm afraid we ...
Posted by Grand Canyon on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:01:00 PST

The show we played last tuesday

We had an enormous amount of fun, although nobody was there to see it (except the McGregors, of course). Everyone and their underage boyfriend was at Eastside to see Dadbot. Hooray for new arch enemie...
Posted by Grand Canyon on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 02:20:00 PST

Minutes from yesterday's practice.

6:15pm: Band shows up at Joey's house for scheduled practice. 6:28pm: Joey shows up 13 minutes later than he said he would be to let everyone inside. 6:29pm: Rory gives Joey a bunch of shit for being ...
Posted by Grand Canyon on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 08:03:00 PST