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the man. the pants.

the life... and eventual death of the party.

About Me

this is my lady. she is waaaay the hell out of my league...

the guy in black is teaching me to live... and to kill. seriously.

ROOMMATE!!!

this is my homie.

this is my jealous homie.

this is my original homie

this is my another homie.

this is a sideways homie from way back before (yes, BEFORE) i was the man. the pants.

i am the greatest door guy of all time.... just ask billy schuh. shit.
dear seasonal depression:
you are a cruel, cruel mistress. go fuck yourself.
cordially,
pants

My Interests

i am such a ninja.

MIIKE!

ZAO!

TURTLE!
Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.

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I'd like to meet:

pfft. i've met everyone. seriously. read the papers.
i told you i am famous.

i. am. cute.

Music:

as i lay dying,
azure ray,
badly drawn boy,
bane,
belle and sebastion,
beloved(us),
boy sets fire,
bright eyes (big whoop, wanna fight about it?),
coheed and cambria,
coldplay,
converge,
counting crows,
curl up and die,
cursive,
damien jurado,
dashboard confessional (yay 30 yr olds crying about high school romances!),
death cab for cutie,
death from above 1979,
do make say think,
dragonforce,
evergreen terrace,
everytime i die,
explosions in the sky,
from autumn to ashes,
further seems forever,
funeral for a friend,
godspeed you black emperor,

him,
hopesfall,
isis,
minus the bear,
modest mouse,
murder by death,
my chemical romance (shhhh),
neil young,
nightwish (operatic folk metal from finland? yes, please!),
nodes of ranvier,
norma jean,
nuetral milk hotel,
pedro the lion,
planes mistaken for stars,
poison the well,
pretty girls make graves,
queen,
radiohead,
refused (are fucking dead),
remembering never,
rilo kiley,
silverstein,
senses fail,
snow patrol,
sunn o))),
symphony in peril,
the bravery,
the bled,
the blood brothers,
the faint,
the mars volta,
the number 12 looks like you,
the postal service,
the smiths,
thrice,
throwdown,
thursday,
tiger army,
ugly cassanova,
underoath,
walls of jericho,
zao...

i'm sure i missed something...

Movies:

Izo,
Gozu,
Old Boy,
A Tale of Two Sisters,
One Missed Call,
Ichi the Killer,
Audition (as seen here)

Ju-On,
Versus,
Battle Royal,
Zombie,
Haute Tension,
Bottle Rocket,
Rushmore,
The Royal Tenenbaums,
American Splendor,
This Is Spinal Tap,
the Devil's Rejects,
more to come...

Television:

dear intervention,
i heart you.
thanks for making my shit-life seem amazing.
love, biggie p.

Books:

lamb, house of leaves, jeffery brown graphic novels, the bone series, chuck palahniuk's complete works, anything by irvine welsh (marabou stork nightmares was awesome)...

Heroes:

billy "hollywood" schuh as seen here:
and nardy as seen here:

this guy is no douche-bag: