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Dave

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My Interests

Music:

ELLIOTT SMITH R.I.P, Woody Guthrie, The Stanley Bros., Screeching Weasal, Stiff Little Fingers, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Iris Dement, LUCINDA WILLIAMS, The Beatles, NOFX, Hank Williams, the Drive By Truckers, the Star Room Boys, etc.

Movies:

Cry Baby, JUNO,The Royal Tennenbaums, Coal Miners Daughter, The Jazz Singer, Wild at Heart, Gummo, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, RHPS, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nightmare on Elm St. 3: The Dream Warriors, Appalachia Pump Party 6, LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (the Rick Moranis one)

Television:

Twin Peaks, The Daily Show with John Stewart, The Colbert Report, South Park, The Kids In The Hall, The Whitest Kids You Know, Pants Off Dance Off, Cops, Beach Patrol, the news

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Steven Chbosky, Bound for Glory by Woody Guthrie, anything by David Sedaris, Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, Garden of Eden by Ernest Hemmingway

Heroes:

I don't watch that show.

My Blog

Four Eggs

The Four Egg Sandwich Club (or 4.E.S.C) was formed in the summer of 2007 by Dave Martin and Justin Pruitt. The club was formed beacause the founders saw a need in the community for an organization de...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST

my cat sharted on my arm

It was horrible. The other night me and the wife are lying in bed having a conversation about cat anuses, right? Nothing unusual. So we get on the topic of how lots of cat buttholes look like they ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:07:00 PST

ROBOT UPRISING!

I got a gaddamned ticket in the mail yesterday! I didn't realize thay actually did that. Apparently I ran a red light, and a camera filmed me and sent pictures to the police department who now say I...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:16:00 PST