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The Ichiban Crush

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Just another openminded writer without a muse currently trying to figure himself out, while grabbing life by the neck and shaking it for everything it's worth.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who played Moose on Parker Louis Can't Lose.Please note I do not add cam hoes, serial adders, bots, or bands I have never heard of, nor do I care about getting paid to take surveys and where to win a free IPod Nano or XBox 360, so don't bother. Even I have to draw the line somewhere. In fact, I'm more likely to add someone who bothers to send some sort of intro message (peferably stating they saw this overcautious disclaimer and that they aren't a fake account) than I would a blind request.

Other than that, I'm a pretty easygoing bloke.

In order to add me, you'll either have to message me first so I can add you (and it best have some evidence you actually looked at this profile) or insert my e-mail or last name. If you're reading this, it's an address at gmail. The first part of the email addy is ichibancrush. Add those together, that'll send me your friend request. If you can't figure out how this works, you either didn't read a goddamn word I said, are one of the above serial adders, or are just too damn dumb to have anything to do with me. I'm not trying to be full of myself or paranoid, I'm just sick of getting invites from attention whores from all over that only care about their friends count.

If I add you or vice versa, it probably means I think you're interesting in some shape or form would like to chat with you sometime.

Ladies, please notice the basic info to your left says "Here for friends and networking", so the most you'll get out of me at first is either conversation and/or honest compliments.

Feel free to shoot me a private message and I'll give you my AIM/MSN/Yahoo IM. I use Trillian, so I can be reached on either. Or LJ where I talk more about my day to day life if you don't do the whole real time chat thing.

My Blog

Alone With Everybody

This pretty much sums up what's going on in my head right now. Thank God Oblivion Dust is back in full force, because I couldn't write anything better, even without a rhyme/beat scheme. Where's my dra...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 21:44:00 GMT

My day from hell yesterday

- Had an appointment to fix the power steering on my Chevy POS Lumina, but the technician that was scheduled to work on it called out. So I'm stuck with a forced do-or-die workout until Monday.- Went ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:28:00 GMT

2007 End Of Year Public Address

New Year's Eve. Holiest of holidays. The time to baptize oneself in alcohol and forget all the wrongs of the past twelve months.In these last hours, I've attempted to look back, with rationality on th...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Of YouTube vlogs and of VOX journals because the word "Blog" still pisses me off

Terrists' still ain't won, have they?  I've been hiding under a rock today.So... Where's my Britany Spears check?  Apparently she's made me and all of you a lot of money, but I haven't ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:58:00 GMT

Trapped In A Closet, or "What the hell was that!?"

At first I had thought it was always just a reference to the Scientology episode of South Park, but apparently R Kelly has a... soap opera... thing... by that title, which I just watched.What just hap...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:47:00 GMT

There’s a point to this

A duck walks into a general store. he goes to the counter and says "Hey mista! You got any gwapes?" "What? No we don't got no grapes"   So the duck leaves. the next day, at the same time, the duc...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:40:00 GMT

Getting Back On My Tide

Believe me, I tried really hard not to let this all out on this blog. But I guess some things need to be brought to the table. It's not that I'm trying to be secretive, rather I'm trying not to have e...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:22:00 GMT

Live from the Winterville barrios

Sup, kids?Here's hollerin' from the armpit of Clarke County, two kilometers from the Athens border. No real updates, other than a bunch of bullshit job interviews. Boy did I ever pick a time to fall o...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:55:00 GMT

An Ode To Vacant Ears.

Look around at all the things I do Yeah it's all for you You didn't like the color of my world So you dyed it all in blue Masculine Masculine Girl, you know no man could be a man like you You h...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:07:00 GMT

A Question Of Ethics

I'm not really the kind of writer to expose the touchy, bleak side of things to the public. I don't want to be that guy. It's not my goal in life to expose the dirty laundry of individuals people don'...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 15:35:00 GMT