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Crocodahlia

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a Positive Negativist. I am ferocious candy; highly nutritious, and good with children.It doesn't matter what they say...our lips are sealed. xo

My Interests

FREE LESLIE VAN HOUTEN!... King Noah, American Staffordshire Terriers & Dobermans; the art of Sas Christian, Ray Caesar, Jason Mecier, Marion Peck, Mark Ryden, Joel Peter Witkin & Lori Earley; animal welfare, guerilla tactics; The Sims; Tai Chi Chih, bodywork (though i'm happy to be on the receiving end, 'tis better to give than receive...); sounds that stretch the envelope of "music"; NYC, Portland (OR), Spain (especially Mallorca); stellar shoes, voluptuously tactile textiles; creating assemblages, clock making, learning the art of woodworking; wheel chairs and glass eyes; whipping up scrumptiousness in my kitchen, perfecting my paella on the grill, feasting with friends; the pink love garden below my window, the vegetable garden in my back yard; life behind the spotlight (i'd rather shine it on others); and that which was, is, and always will be...L.o.v.e...

I'd like to meet:

Individuals who do nothing short of living their dreams while respectfully allowing others to do likewise in peace...people who know that they're larger than the current description of "life", without being arrogant about it...magically delicious lucky charms and supremely focused pillars of strength and bravery...and anybody else who aspires to Be who they truly Are. Especially those among this lot who share some of my interests.If we don't have a few clear commonalities, please take the time to message me and explain why you'd like to add me before submitting an add request (i'm not asking for an essay, i'd just like to know what compelled you to approach me). I'm not a "trading card", and if this is what you're viewing most of your Myspace adds as, i'm the wrong cookie to contact. xoxo

Music:

Currently I'm enjoying the works of Diamanda Galas and Lene Lovich. My favorite song of all time is "Everybody is a Star" by Sly and the Family Stone. The instrumental arrangement is gorgeous and perfect in it's soulful simplicity, and the sentiments vocalized sums up how I feel about people on a good day (which thankfully is nearly every day...) I've edited this "music" part so many times, and now I think i'm done. My taste in music is all over the place but if you'd like to get a firm grip on the particulars please check many of my friend's profiles here at myspace.

Movies:

Guy Maddin (every film he's ever done), Wings of Desire (Wim Wenders is brilliant), The Lost Weekend, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, The Bad Seed, Escape From New York, Wire Therapy, Fight Club, A Christmas Story, Dolls, Buffalo 66, Koyaanisqatsi, Ghost World, 200 Cigarettes, more to come...

Television:

Upright Citizens Brigade and Strangers with Candy was so good...The Colbert Report, Sarah Silverman, Acceptable TV (Anna Manesia, Homeless James Bond, Mr. Sprinkles, etc...) Brini Maxwell...um, Kids In The Hall, Drawn Together, King of the Hill, Trailer Park Boys, A&E, HGTV, The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet. I'm not too cool to like television and I certainly have no shame when I say I sure wish I had more time for it.

Books:

...are wonderful. I have too many favorites to name them all, but always I adore David Sedaris, C.S. Lewis, Jonathan Letham, Carson McCullers, Jerry Stahl, Andy Behrman, ...Johnny Cash's "Man in Black- His Own Story in His Own Words" was an honestly written and deeply touching book that i'll probably read again. True Crime is also an interest of mine. I love Dame Darcy's Meat Cake comics. Oh, and also along the lines of fractured fairy tales, I truly love the work of Edward Gorey. Al Franken makes me laugh, and I like the three "B's" too: Bulgakov, Ballard and Batailles...oh, but of course there's always the fourth "B", for the times when my brain needs fluffy candy: BB Gun Magazine always does the trick!...

Heroes:

King Noah, Jesus, Somaly Mam, Tripod Tina Louise the Pit Bull (RIP) and my grandmother (her blood courses through my veins as her soul continues on)...my friends (big love for Baroness Von Bratwurst and Kitty Kat Nizzari), most children (but not all!), Fern Holland, Mother Theresa (safe choice, huh?) and Harriet Quimby. OH! And Oberon Sinclair is one of the most wonderful women i've ever met in my life. xo

My Blog

I look like Ashton Kutcher

According to the myheritage.com celebrity look alike generator, I look like Ashton Kutcher...and some other people I don't look like either!  Amazing!  (Ashton and I do have the same birthda...
Posted by Crocodahlia on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:59:00 PST

An Apology to Breed Ban Enthusiasts

Preface: I copied this from my friend Nicole's blog, but the sentiments are as good as my own.  My current canine companion happens to be a Doberman, but for those of you...
Posted by Crocodahlia on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:34:00 PST

Positive Negativism

In response to a message from my dad: "I'm the worlds consummate pessimist these days", and you say it like it's a bad thing!   If a person is excessively optimistic nowadays, they're pitifully ...
Posted by Crocodahlia on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:04:00 PST

9/28 OH!

Happy Anniversary to MeeeeAndYouuuuOui...xo Now...:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jhBFxGRk6A
Posted by Crocodahlia on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

Moving Beyond Reverie

As hail intermittently pelts much of the Midwestern US on this first day of spring, the internal landscape of my own personal spring is already turning to summer: my focus has fully caught u...
Posted by Crocodahlia on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:19:00 PST

2 Beautifulisms

It could have happened.  It had to happen.  It happened earlier.  Later.  Nearer.  Farther off.  It happened, but not to you.   You were saved because you were the f...
Posted by Crocodahlia on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:45:00 PST

Goodnight, my Dog Star...

Two days ago, after 13 years and three months of life, my dearest friend and beloved 3-leggy pit bull Tina Louise expressed to me that she was experiencing real pain, and that it was time for her to b...
Posted by Crocodahlia on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:45:00 PST

Refined Insularity: a Gift from Dad

Someone recently asked me why I don't get out much these days, and my answer was a giggly-glib, "Why go out when all I need is right here at home?!"  I followed that up with supporting state...
Posted by Crocodahlia on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 06:52:00 PST

Heretical

Step on a crack, break your mother's back...color inside the lines, or else! This Holiday Tree & Holiday "candles" issue is so US 2005; from one end of it to the other. It's been a stressful and l...
Posted by Crocodahlia on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 07:40:00 PST

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Have you ever loved two people together so much that when the day came for them to part, you felt as though you were breaking up with something in yourself too?  I never knew this could happen , ...
Posted by Crocodahlia on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 12:28:00 PST