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may

uncool since 1984.

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::the average bear's got nothing on this girl::

I don't like to and won't add strangers. This isn't a popularity contest.

screen name: stfu may

I'm really into my friends, but from a distance. I look forward to spending two nights in while most people look forward to spending two nights out. I like being domestic more and more. And I find growing up amusing, it's going exactly the way it did when we played pretend as kids.

In search of:

I want to meet someone to pick the bones out of my fish. I hate getting pricked by those things during dinner. I also want to meet someone who can tell the difference between Haribo and Black Forest gummi bears based on taste alone. They're not the same.

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Vitals /////////

Age :: Twenty Two
Body :: Five Three
Status :: Sleepin' alone.
Here for :: Serious Relationships
Hometown :: Portland, Ore.
Ethnicity :: [Pan]Asian
Occupation :: Socialite

Interests /////////

Music :: Depends on when and who's asking.
Books :: Bukowski. Proust. Easton-Ellis
Movies :: Say Anything.

Links /////////

:: One of Harper's Many Websites ::":: Harper Reed :: Harper's my roommate.
::":: Wish List :: This will take you to some things I want.
:: Right in the Family Jewels :: My friend Amanda makes some *seriously* good wares.
:: Johnny Cupcakes Clothing :: This kid is stuntin' them when it comes to stayin' on the grind.
:: Avant Trill :: Kri$ten and Jillian, promoting parties all ova' Chicago.

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November 14, 2006 :: Survey

Tuesday :: November 14th, 2006 Survey 50 odd questionsBody: 50 ODD Things about you!If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Lear...
Posted by may on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST

trying to quit making bulletins...

Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship? ill communication. 2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? this morn...
Posted by may on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:13:00 PST

dear diary:

i know my mom and dad don't approve of tattoos... but...if you were them, could you really get mad at this?
Posted by may on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 06:26:00 PST

f.y.i.

for future reference: i am awesome. so that we're all clear on that.
Posted by may on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:49:00 PST

attn: lurkers

this one's for you.1. Copy and post this in your LJ2. Put a X by everything that is true3. Leave plain anything that is untrue[ ] I miss somebody right now.[ ] I watch more tv than I used to.[ ] I lov...
Posted by may on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:35:00 PST