avant-gully human jawn machine

About Me

I FOUNDED AVANT TRILL. TREATED! WE OPEN DOORS. YOU WALK THROUGH THEM. BUT REALLY IM JUST A LOSER WITH AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH AND A DREAM. JUST KIDDING EATING IS SO 2002... i.kill.people. my finger's in the air cuz im tha one. i got that pretty tony. kansas city/chi town's finest it girl. tony llama original cowboy b00T$ i Got SUnSHiNE iN a baG$$$ comme des garcons$$$ yves san laurent$$$ ...STARlife...STAR-har-harlife...
AND COMING SATURDAY DEC. 16TH
DJ'S IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THIS: THE DANCE FLOOR WONT SEEM SO SHADY I PROMISE!! THIS IS ALSO UR SECRET TO UNDERSTANDING ME. IM NOT THAT COMPLEX AFTER ALL YOU KNOW ;) MUAHAHAAMIKEY ROCKS. YES. YES HE DOESSSSS ;)

My Interests

MuSiCKk, V.I.P, peOpLe Who StArT sEnTeNcEs wiT "AcTuaLLY..." vAnDaLiSm, AgEnT pRoVoCaTeUr, s.CaRtEr,wOrLd pEaCe . misS vAn, o YeAh And KiLLInG fOr tHe RiGhT rEaSoNs. oH yEa aNd HoW sExY boYs sOuNd On SpEAkErPhOne.last night was so funn!!!! ;) guess what im 23 . the following are my pseudo-heroines genevive jones, bijou phillips blah blah haha i just said heroin..or wait..... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

dJ sCrEw (rip), steve-o, dudley perkins

Music:

gIl ScOtT-hErOn,g.g. aLlIn,M.I.A, M.I.A, bEaNs, HORIZONTAL POLKA, french for travelers, M.I.A., bRoTha LyNcH, mAc DrE, JoHnNY tHuNdErS,TeChN9Ne,mR.BuNgLe, yEs,dIplO.DiPlO.AnDrE nIcKaTiNa, ThE UnicOrNs, ToM wAiTs,MaNo, dEvIn ThA dUdE,mEsSy MaRv, Mos, cHrOMeO, bLuEs, BlUeS, bLuEs LiKE rEaL dIrTy AlAn LoMaX STeEz...

Movies:

nEThaNg HaRdKkOrE, aFrOpUnK, kInGs of nEw yORk, aNy DoLLaR dvd's/wEsTsIdE bOoTlEgS I cAn FiND....

Television:

wInAmP t.v ALLLLLDAAAAYYYYYYYYYY.......

Books:

*~hANdBoOk FoR tHe rEcEnTLy DeCeAseD,LIVINGROOM JOHNSTON, DAT BUTCHER, aNyThInG tHaT DiDn't mAkE HOPRAH's bOoK CluB (OPRAH IS A BITCH. YEA I SAID IT)...wIdOw bAsQuIaT, sTrUwWeLpEtEr, a ClOcKwOrK oRaNgE, tHe GiViNg TrEe,ObScuRe sCi-fi *~my other half: jillian valentinoi wanna be like: knox, christian...LILO is tha shiotttt happy birthdaaaayyyy !!!!....all you video hoes out there bow down.... dO u KnOW 2DaY's MaThEmAtIcS?! MUAhahhaHa.... 816 bitch. hollerrrrrrr i sound like one of thesee when i get philosophical.....i love mariah carey! i hope she gave this guy a job though.... the only beer i drink...unless its king cobra or camo and comes in a 40oz. bottle. treated.HOLLER AT MY BOY YUREE (STR8 UP PIMP IF U WANT HIM U KAN FIND HIM IN THE A!!) ON THE POUNDS AND DAPS TIP....GEEZ THIS SHIT IS TIZITE!!! WHTA A TRAPSTAR!!!!

Heroes:

My MaCoMeRe & dAlA, M.I.A, nEeN, sEaN cArTeR, kNoX,chRiStIaN,hUnTeR, lInDsAy LoHaN...

My Blog

sooo in conclusion

some people cant handle the ultimate treatment. if you claim anything that you can't back up for more than 24 hours hardcore, then hit the floor. if your manicured hair costs more than your buspass, t...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

LIVING LARGE WITH NO ASSETS IS HARD ON YOUR NAILS AND YOUR EGO...

manicure reveals: broken nail on my moving hand. IN CASE THE 12 PEOPLE THAT HAVE ALREADY READ THIS HAVENT FIGURED IT OUT, IM LIKE REALLY FUNNY. DIG? LIKE 4 CEREAL BROKEN FINGERNAIL - MIDDLE FIN...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST

livingroom johnston

this is better than walking in on my drugdealer doing storytime at the library on sunnyside and lincoln. no kids those weren't beans that fell out of j___'s pocket, they were bags of &^%$@! haha. ...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST

MY EFFORTS TO SPEED UP THE GENTRIFICATION OF PILSEN....

ARE SOLEY BASED ON WRONGDOING BY OLD FRIENDS. IM 23 NOW FOLKS...IM MUCH MORE MATURE...AND A LOT MORE RICH. SO IF YOU ARE A TRIFLIN SONOFABITCH AND YOU LIVE IN PILSEN.... WORDS OF ADVICE:1. YOU NEVER ...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:46:00 PST

i had a dream

this is a continued recurring one.so im in class. columbias campus has been expanded to the sidewalk around navy pier. i leave class early beacuse hunter is there and we are learning some weird czech...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:31:00 PST

a prior scene reference to help understand my kanye vent ;)

top 3 types of chicago haters i cant help but lovelifers: 1st tier art kid elitists that refuse to pay money for anything, so they just pretend they love being broke(even if theyre 30). this quarter o...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST

KANYE mmm mmmm mmm

k to the..if you're out there, you know i love you right? but this shit dosent fly with me. out of all your white fans, probably half of them are cool. cut that number in half again and thats how many...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST

im obviously bored.....but instead of posting this ill blog. because i know no one gives a fuck

1. How old will you be in five years?272. Do you think you will be married by then?jesus fucking christ i hope not3. How tall are you?5'64. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?finis...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST

life is but a dream

accepting the incompetence of beautiful stangers can ultimately leave you in a hateful funk. be yourself even if it takes years to develop. like warhol and the s.c.u.m. lady dosent matter who they are...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:34:00 PST

"freegans"

haha so im flippin through this months haper's bazaar or like jane or some shit (ill get back to you) and stumble upon a 2 page feature on "girls that eat trash" a diluted attempt at explaining t...
Posted by avant-gully human jawn machine on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:03:00 PST