I'd like to meet:
Somebody with a vagina?
Music:
Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Lynyrd Skynyrd, DJ Shadow, DMB, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Tenacious D, Simon and Garfunkel (but not in a dirty hippie way), STP, The Mars Volta, Weezer, Credence Clearwater Revival, Gin Blossoms, Alice in Chains, Gary Jules, Ben Harper, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Flight of the Conchords
Movies:
Jurassic Park, The Graduate, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Closer, Shaun of the Dead , Sideways, American Graffiti, The Princess Bride, The Neverending Story, Back to the Future Trilogy (yes, even Part III where they go to the wild west), Unforgiven, Raising Arizona, Rushmore, Bottlerocket
Television:
The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Who Wants to Be a Super Hero, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Project Runway, Lucky Louie, Entourage, Nip Tuck, Trailer Park Boys , Arrested Development, Extras, The Office (English version), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Real Time with Bill Maher, Sealab, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Family Guy, Stella, and pretty much anything on the National Geographic channel.
Heroes:
Spalding Gray, John Leguizamo, Luis Alfaro, James Donlon, Mark Lewis, Mohamed Ali.