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Andreas

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

You don't have to look at me to know what I'm about, you just have to smell my farts...bread and cheese.

My Interests

Improvisation, Soccer, Poker, People, Comedy, Film, Art.

I'd like to meet:

People that get it.
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Music:

If it makes me think of someone or something from my life. If I can sing along, if it intrigues me in a gutteral fashion...I'll probably buy it, or burn it at least. There's really too much to mention.

Movies:

Top 7 movies (subject to change depending on moods) 1-The Big Labowski 2-Revenge of the Nerds Vol. 2 3- Yogi Bears 1st Christmas 4-Godfather 5-Charlie and the Chocolate factory (the original with Gene Wilder) 6- Good Will Hunting 7-Team America

Television:

The office, arrested developement, simpsons, family guy, futurama, home movies, soccer games, entourage, curb your enthusiasm, mr. show, strangers with candy, daily show, sopranos, etc.

Books:

Well a few authors I like are, j.d. salinger, david sedaris, c.s. lewis, kurt vonnegut.

Heroes:

Jeff Bridges and Steve Martin in a combined form.

My Blog

The end of the world

So when the world does end, how does anyone really KNOW. Cause we're kinda part of the world...as far as I can tell. So everyone is dead, kicking on let's say planet x (no need to get religious here i...
Posted by Andreas on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:40:00 PST

Pure Habedasheri

A poemI say good man, what you speak,It could not certainly imply,                what it is I mean you to think that what you...
Posted by Andreas on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:28:00 PST

Ladies and Gentleman of the Court

When captain seahook first approached me I told him straight up," Listen buddy, I don't want no trouble, I'm just a good hardworking fisherman with kids to feed." But he didn't want to hear it. He jus...
Posted by Andreas on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:20:00 PST

Deep Thoughts

A word of advice- if you want to get kinky with yourself I don't suggest putting your dick in the cd rom drive. I had a "friend" who got his scrotum punctured pretty bad. His name is Consuelo. He's La...
Posted by Andreas on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:47:00 PST