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CHRISTIANA THORN

CHRISTIANA THORN

About Me

HELLO. MY NAME IS CHRISTIANA AND I AM A 2 YEAR OLD YORKSHIRE TERRIER. MY MOMMY IS ONE OF THE ADULT INDUSTRIES TOP PERFORMERS, NAUTICA THORN. AND MY DADDY IS A SPECIAL FORCES GUY...SHOOT EM' IN THE FACE. MY DADDY BOUGHT ME FOR MY MOMMY FOR CHRISTMAS. TOGETHER WE LIVE WITH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. I HAVE 4 BROTHERS AND ONE OTHER SISTER. THEIR NAMES ARE NICKALI(SIBERIAN HUSKY), TYLER(SIBERIAN HUSKY), AKACHON(POM), CHRISTIAN(SILKY TERRIER), AND LEILA(SIBERIAN HUSKY). SO IF YOU EVER MESS WITH ME, I HAVE A BIG FAMILY.

My Interests

TREATS, NAPS AND ROAD TRIPS WITH MY MOMMY AND DADDY, LAYING OUT ON THE PORCH, AND TEASING MY BROTHER AND SISTERS.

I'd like to meet:

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET AND GIVE KISSES TO THE CREATOR AND FOUNDER OF ALL THE DIFFERENT TREATS OUT THERE FOR ME. WITH OUT YOU GUYS THAT MAKE TASTY TREATS FOR ME, MY LIFE WOULDN'T BE SO GREAT.

Music:

THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE GOOD DOG MUSIC. I THINK I NEED TO START A WHOLE NEW MUSIC INDUSTRY FOR ANIMALS. I MEAN LOOK AT HOW WELL THE CHIPMUNKS DID.

Movies:

EIGHT BELOW. MY SISTER AND BROTHERS LOOK LIKE THEM.

Television:

I LIKE WATCHING THE ANIMAL PLANT.

Books:

I CAN'T READ.

Heroes:

MY DADDY. HE KEEPS ME, MY MOMMY, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, AND EVERYONE ELSE SAFE. YEA MY DADDY IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL.