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Name: MF PIMP
Birthday: usually a few times a year.
Birthplace: in the manger ... my mothers name is mary.
Current Location: here ... where r u?
Eye Color: black.
Hair Color: pink.
Height: dwarf.
Right Handed or Left Handed: both.
Your Heritage: aussie aussie aussie ... oi oi oi.
The Shoes You Wore Today: they r the black 1s on my feet.
Your Weakness: women.
Your Fears: women.
Your Perfect Pizza: free 1s.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 2 get 2 new fuckin years.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha ... lol ... lmao.
Thoughts First Waking Up: find where noise comes from ... press buttons ... go back 2 sleep.
Your Best Physical Feature: my penis.
Your Bedtime: when fat cat goes ... he is gr8 2 sleep with.
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno ... would not b missed then would it?
Pepsi or Coke: rack it up.
MacDonalds or Burger King: maccas is shit & we don't have burger fuckin king ... so i will go chicken treat.
Single or Group Dates: more the merrier.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coffee.
Chocolate or Vanilla: both ... i'm a pig.
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappa.
Do you Smoke: yeah baby.
Do you Swear: fuck ... not @ all ... wot makes u ask those fuckass questions.
Do you Sing: nope.
Do you Shower Daily: no ... once a month is good enuff.
Have you Been in Love: yep.
Do you want to go to College: no ... not again.
Do you want to get Married: who wants 2 b the lucky girl?
Do you believe in yourself: fuck yeah ... y not.
Do you get Motion Sickness: how did u know that ... hence y i do not move too far.
Do you think you are Attractive: think ... i know i am.
Are you a Health Freak: pfft ... yeah ... if u say so.
Do you get along with your Parents: well as can b expected.
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em.
Do you play an Instrument: apart from the occasional scalpel ... maybe the bagpipes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: pfft ... me ... never.
In the past month have you Smoked: bout 5 min ago.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: bout 5 min ago ... theres like over 40 harmful chemicals in cigarettes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep ... and again 2nite i think.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ummm ... yes ... aussie day ... i know ... not very aussie.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no ... next 2 it ... watching modelling comps.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope ... not taken ... can't get dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope.
Ever been Drunk: haha ... y not.
Ever been called a Tease: no ... but been called a slut ... does that count.
Ever been Beaten up: yep.
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a kid i spose.
How do you want to Die: who said i want 2 die?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: when i grow up ... how much longer r we talking about ... ummm ... maybe a porn star.
What country would you most like to Visit: ummm ... never been 2 australia ... sounds nice with all the kangaroos hopping down the street.
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: 2 of em.
Favorite Hair Color: blonde.
Short or Long Hair: long.
Height: taller than me ... that should b easy.
Weight: just a sec.
Best Clothing Style: designer labels.
Number of Drugs I have taken: as stated b4 ... more than 40 harmful chemicals.
Number of CDs I own: a few.
Number of Piercings: zip.
Number of Tattoos: nada.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the things i haven't done.
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How long have you been on Myspace? bout that long ... maybe a little more.
How did you find out about Myspace? stumbled across the page lookin 4 porn.
How often do you check your Myspace? nearly everyday ... is that an addiction
How many friends do you have? a few.
Is Tom still in your top 8? tom who? ... oh tom ... no we had a bit of a falling out.
How often do you rearrange your top 8? did it 2day.
Do you ever clean out your friends list? yep ... give em a good wash.
Do you forward bulletins sent to you? no ... never!
Do you create your own bulletins from things you find? me ... pfft.
Do you read all your bulletins? every single 1 of em.
Did you take a picture of yourself just for Myspace? um plenty ... just look @ my default pic.
How often do you change your Myspace layout? just did it the other day.
Do you have a crush on anyone on Myspace? sure do ... have u seen who is in my friends list?
Have you ever called anyone you met on Myspace? yep.
Have you ever met anyone you met on Myspace? yep.
Have you fallen in love on Myspace? ummm ... no ... sorry.
Have you ever wanted to quit Myspace? no ... will call a counsellor soon tho.
What one thing would you add to Myspace? porn!
What one thing could you never be without on Myspace? friends ... be a bit difficult ... like being the only 1 in the world with a mobile fone.
What is the most annoying thing about Myspace? hackers ... i mean fuckasses.
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Urban legend
An urban legend has risen around "In the Air Tonight" and its lyrical reference to drowning. Some popular variations are:
- Collins saw a man drowning but was too far away to do anything, but a man nearby who could have saved him did nothing. (Other versions of this rumor claim that the drowning was not an accident, but murder.)
- While vacationing together, Collins' best friend went for a swim. He began to struggle in the water but Collins, having never learned to swim, could not help. Collins stopped and asked a passing jogger for help; the man refused and Collins' friend died.
- While at camp as a child, Collins awoke to find his counselor missing. Looking outside, he saw the counselor standing by the lake doing nothing to help a drowning boy. (In some versions, the counselor is intentionally letting the boy drown.) Years later, Collins bought the man a front row ticket to one of his shows, put a spotlight on him and sang the song to him before the audience. Again, depending on the version, either Collins had the man arrested, or the man was filled with guilt and committed suicide. [3]
- Collins witnessed the rape of his wife and, years later, saw the man drowning but refused to help him.
- A young Collins and his best friend were at a lake when a man asked them if they wanted to go sailing. Collins had to eat dinner but promised to come back; when he did, his friend was missing and was never seen again. Years later, Collins invited the man to a concert and sang the song to him as above.
Years later, Collins commented on the legends about the song in a BBC World Service interview:
?€œ I don't know what this song is about. When I was writing this I was going through a divorce. And the only thing I can say about it is that it's obviously in anger. It's the angry side, or the bitter side of a separation. So what makes it even more comical is when I hear these stories which started many years ago, particularly in America, of someone come up to me and say, 'Did you really see someone drowning?' I said, 'No, wrong'. And then every time I go back to America the story gets Chinese whispers, it gets more and more elaborate. It's so frustrating, 'cos this is one song out of all the songs probably that I've ever written that I really don't know what it's about, you know. ?€?
One of the most famous references to this urban legend is the song Stan by Eminem. It references the song using the following lyrics:
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" [sic]
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
Putting any possibility of these rumors completely to a close, Collins stated on VH1 Classic's "Classic Albums" series that he came up with "99%" of the lyrics on the spot, based on what he felt the vibe was of the dark chords he had improvised over the ominous drum beat. He was "just messing around for fun," completely unaware that what he was creating would ultimately be the staple song from his next album.
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You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!
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