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Optimus Prime

Make the crowd panic like a fucking bomb threat.

About Me

I don't take life seriously.
It's not worth it.

VacantXLips


RIP Zachary Wayne Yancey
May 6, 1985-November 4, 2003
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My Interests

art
hot cocoa
video games

cosmetology
jigsaw puzzles
bombin' hills

I'd like to meet:

Fellow miscreants.

Create your own Friend Quiz here

Music:

Whatever doesn't sound like shit.

Movies:


Harry Potter
Star Wars
Comedies
Mafia movies
B&W Horror
Kung-Fu
Westerns, mainly pertaining to Wyatt Earp

Television:

Adult Swim

British comedies

Oldschool Nikelodeon

The Twilight Zone

PBS
The History Channel

Books:

A library full.

Heroes:

Life

People always let you down.

My Blog

Frank Miller would be proud.

So, I finally finished repainting Gladys. Everyone at the loft was mad that I was repainting it because it had a "badass van on it", but whatever, I love her so much more this way: Before: After: I'...
Posted by Optimus Prime on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST

Pirates Welcome.

As I said before, we built a bar: In the beginning It's funny what you can use as a saw horse: The middle/endish: Derek joined us at the end with the one power tool we used for the smallest part of...
Posted by Optimus Prime on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:33:00 PST

Easy living.

I never mentioned that we lost the loft on Good Latimar and Swiss, which is alright now, we found a much better place, which is the sole purpose of this blog, to post pictures of the soon to be greate...
Posted by Optimus Prime on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:11:00 PST

Ladies love a '72 Superbeetle.

This is Sid. Love him. My door panels: My dashboard is in the back: My radio: The interior: ...
Posted by Optimus Prime on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 07:18:00 PST

Life's a gas!

I got my memory card back, and this is what I found on it: Fin....
Posted by Optimus Prime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Killing machine.

I accidentally hit a squirrel today. And I cried like a little bitch. :(
Posted by Optimus Prime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Anti-aging cream.

So, Roy put this picture up on his Astronaut Bath website: And then some chick said I needed to have a tan. This troubles me. For one, if I wanted to be tan, I'd fucking tan. And two, who in the he...
Posted by Optimus Prime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck you.

I was kiss raped by some guy I thought I could trust. What the hell goes through guy's heads? When a girl says she has a boyfriend, has never and will never cheat on him, what gives him the fucking ri...
Posted by Optimus Prime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whereabouts.

Just in case anyone cared: "Diary"
Posted by Optimus Prime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drawing a blank.

I'm in a bad mood, and I need someone to spoon with. (Preferrably "what's his face"? . )
Posted by Optimus Prime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST