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That's right. Daniel facts return. Time to fill you fine folks in on a few of his not-so-secrets.
Daniel is, first and foremost, an artist. It is his passion, his release, his joy, his escape mechanism. Visual is the usual means,but music has found its way onto his list of hobbies as of late.
Music. He listens to EVERYTHING. From Opeth to Wu Tang to Johnny Cash to Lords of Acid to Chopin to The Doors to Aphex Twin to SexPistols to Cannibal Corpse to Tori Amos. If it sounds good, it sounds good. Limiting oneself to a genre or two is retarded.
Skittles are the way to Daniel's heart. Remember this!
IT WILL BE COVERED ON THE MIDTERM.
He is a vulgar, ill-tempered prick, but he's also an acquired taste.
He enjoys talking about himself in third person, obviously.
Plural is also fun. You know, like "We are VENOM." Cool, eh?
Daniel is a nerd. In a big way. For realz.
Unless you're on his bad side, he's about the most chill person around.
Emphasis on that first bit, though. Daniel's loyalty is pretty hard to earn, but impossible to regain once lost. ....Butfuck, is the man ever loyal. Yowza.
He's a night owl. Graveyard shift to the max. F the sun.
Ink, piercings, and/or mohawks on the ladies? Watch Daniel melt. Just watch.
Religion's not a facet in his life. At all. Tolerance, however, is. Feel free to believe what you want, just don't think force-feeding it to Daniel is going to win any points.
He's convinced that, if there truly is a hell, he's probably going to end up there. However, he's doing what he can to at least earna room with a half decent air conditioner.
His ultimate goal is professional inkslingin'.
Daniel has come to realize that Jack Daniels is the one true love of his life. There for him through thick and thin. Ol' Jack isabout the only being on the planet with that kind of loyalty, which is quite sad when you think about it.
He's a hard-drinking, chain-smoking, risk-taking, health-be-damned kind of guy. Living beyond the age of forty will be his proofthat there is, in fact, a god in the sky. Let's see if he makes it that long.
Nearly all of his friends are female. His gender is, as a rule, mostly retarded. There are exceptions, but this does seem to be afact of nature. It offsets the fact that most females have the whole insanity thing working against them. Nobody's perfect. Men arefucking idiots, women are bat-shit insane. And fucking idiots, as a result of part one. Interesting.
Daniel once moved halfway across the country in the name of love. Need a conversation starter? There ya go, mang.
No regrets, no remorse. That's the guy's code. So much time and energy gets wasted on both.
Loves:
ZOMBIES.
"Space metal."
Mythology. Egyptian, especially.
Bomb Queen. Yes.
Female-fronted metal bands. I'm looking at you, To-Mera.
Math! Dork, right? I know, I know.
Risks. Going into the unknown.
Peas!
Slasher flicks.
Vidjuh gamez.
Hockey.
Hates:
Hypocrisy, false promises, and general dishonesty.
Idiocy. Ignorance.
Closed-mindedness. Open your fucking eyes.
Small talk. Usually, anyway.
First-Person Shooters. Overrated fucking game genre.
Zealots.
Fears:
ZOMBIES.
Zombies with flamethrowers? I don't know, man.
Anything else? Hit Daniel up via the the means below:
[ AIM | ShinSamanosuke ]
[ e-mail | [email protected] ]
[ art | deviantart ]