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About Me

Hi. My name is Chris. What can I really say about myself here that you haven't already assumed? There are only two types of people reading this right now. Either you already know me enough that you don't need to read this, or you like my pictures.
So this is my page. Blogs up top, friends down low, stuff I like to the left. Just go nuts. Really. It's cool.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've given it a lot of thought, and I think I'd like to meet people who "get" me.
I don't usually accept or send friend requests without talking to the person first, but if you want a couple friends to pad your numbers, you can check out either of the three bands I'm in. We're friends with pretty much anybody.

It annoys me when people try extra hard to seem like they aren't boring. Just be yourself. If anyone's meant to play a major part in your life, then they won't be bored. Que serÃ¡, serÃ¡. You dig?

My Blog

Live With Regret.

You don't live the kind of life I live without accruing a certain amount of regret. I'd have to say that my biggest regret right now is that I never bothered to replace my water jug when I broke it.T...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 23:41:00 GMT

Stand Up.

Jim Jeffries. Ron White. Demitri Martin. David Cross. Lewis Black. Patton Oswalt.If you don't know them, learn them. If you do know them, watch them again.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:32:00 GMT

Justin Timberlake...

... seems like a pretty cool dude.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:55:00 GMT

New Episode of Asshole!

And just in case anyone wanted to know, there's some new digital art and a handful of old comics over on my deviantART. Now, I'ma go get my lunch on.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:19:00 GMT

Movie Weekend.

Somebody remind me to go see "Miss March" and "Last House On the Left" this weekend. And also to buy "Role Models" on the digital video disc. That all sounds like good times.Who's down for strip pok...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:54:00 GMT

All I Gotta Say Right Now...

Is that Dashboard Confessional is kick ass.Just throwing that out there.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:19:00 GMT

Soft World.

This is from A Softer World. It's funny and/or depressing shit.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:47:00 GMT

Hour & A Half.

It took me an hour and a half to get home from work tonight. It was 22 degrees outside and the roads were icy as all hell. I was going fifty when I got on George Bush to merge onto Central...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:29:00 GMT

My Diet.

This is primarily all I have eatten since I was old enough to chew my own food. No shit.And this is not to scale. If I arranged it to reflect the percentage of my diet that consists of cheeseburgers...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:48:00 GMT

Dork Needs Help.

I know most of my friends (you guys) are either vegans or not poor enough to eat at McDonald's all of the time, but I'm gonna ask anyway. I am a dork. And I am playing the online version of Mono...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:15:00 GMT