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About Me

"I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Paul John Meils. I'm 32 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion." "There is an idea of a Paul J.M.; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

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My Interests

Too weird to live ~ Too rare to die

Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people. I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

I'd like to meet:

Miami Sound Machine

Music:

Ween-We are Scientists-her space holiday-Fischerspooner-PinBack-Andre Nickatina-Arcade Fire-Metric-Trashcan Sinatras-FannyPack-Grandaddy-Pixies-Swell-killers-Hot Hot Heat-Bloc Party-Putting lemons up my butt-Flamming Lips-Prince Paul-Deltron-Mac Dre-Beck-Weezer-Andrew Wk-Fugazi-Cut Copy-The darkness-LadyTron-Sia-Ill Mitch-Mickey Avalon-Keane-Dirt Nasty-The Sounds-Mr. Bungle-Daft Punk-Switched on Bach-Strokes-5150-The Faint-The Go Team-Butthole Surfers-Aphex Twin-Swell-Supertramp-The Bloodhound gang-SHiny Toy Guns-Men at work-Talking Heads-Culture Club-Micheal of course-fugazi-Pharcyde-Beck-The Goats-Ant Banks-The Goats & on & on.

Movies:

American Psycho - Napolean Dynamite - The Man from Snowy River - Top Secret- Streets of fire- Big Lebowski- The Secret of Nimh- Crash- Assfuck 26- Rounders- Wallstreet- The Warriors - Deliverence- Alien- Conan the Barbarion- Terminator-Orgazmo- Gummo - Bully- The Beastmaster-Whats eating Gilbert Grape?- The Beach- Ravenous-Jacobs Ladder-Tombstone-

Television:

Wonder Showzen-Dave Chappell-Bullshit-The Real Fake world-Seahawk Football- Ultimate Fighting series- Entourage- Filthy Rich..Ha- Fuel T.V.- Reno 911............

Books:

Into Thin Air-Deliverance-Surfing the Himalayas, The Story of Rex Haggurd.....

Heroes:

Anyone who can change and become who they want to be..................... and Choda Boy:)

My Blog

This could be "YOUR" house(Pics)

I Paint ladders too.... : ) We dont Fuck around........... Or do we? ...
Posted by Paul*Oak on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:33:00 PST

Fear and Loathing in Mammoth*(Pictures)

The Start Of the Big Unknown____..">We Pick up a Hitcher......">Weird hand signals come from nowhere...Closer to the Mountains we get....The arrival to the mountain has come...El Guado Startles gondol...
Posted by Paul*Oak on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST

"True" Urban Legend!

* Meg Ryan has two distinct buttholes, both perfectly functional. However, she has no muscle control over the extra one, which is located approximately 2.5 inches above her primary anus. In order to...
Posted by Paul*Oak on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:21:00 PST

Pahoa Daze

Pahoa Daze_________ From Hilo to Pahoa, its like Im Samoan. Chaaaa Bah Leilani Try like MakuaKannI. Naked hippies in Black Sand. Can get somewhat outta hand. Some locals be beggin. Eatin&n...
Posted by Paul*Oak on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 03:36:00 PST

You dont know Me!

Take My Quiz- on -QuizYourFriends.com!...
Posted by Paul*Oak on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:31:00 PST

Good for your teeth : )

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque by 77_percent Suck a dick and save a smile! ...
Posted by Paul*Oak on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:04:00 PST

You can only choose one.

You have two different choices, and you must choose one. *For one year you have a butthole for a mouth with hair around it. *Or for one year you have a perfect smile with beautiful lips, but you hav...
Posted by Paul*Oak on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:17:00 PST

_Mr. Me_____

Mr. Me By Oa...
Posted by Paul*Oak on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:15:00 PST

Paint Me into Submission_________

PaiNT Me IntO SuBmissioN=Â© ________________By PaBLo Turn into somthing I know.... wet in the way I Loosen.... Drip all over my life...... Dry like I Live .......only once Brighten the early stages ...
Posted by Paul*Oak on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:06:00 PST

I have no legs.......

I HAVE NO LEGS by Paul Looks like a Car! Its comming.....
Posted by Paul*Oak on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 05:50:00 PST