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katiebutt

one must dare to be happy

About Me

I listen obsessively to the news and retain next to nothing. I drive with my knees while drinking coffee or eating something, or putting on makeup. I can even go around corners. People with accents make me speak more slowly. Some of my friends have accents, they look at me strangely but I can't stop doing it. I always sit indian style. I am NOT a team player. Just let me do it and you idiots go have a drink, okay? I love animals and old people. I hate manicures and pedicures. Keep those bitches away from me!! I love shoulders, on a man, specifically. I hate chips, on shoulders, more specifically. I make fun of people who have children only to distract from the fact that i've dedicated my life to a dog. I reject any kind of help from anyone but I am a complete attention whore. I am an open book. I wish i could be elusive and mysterious but i can't shut the hell up
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My Interests



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TRAVEL. without the whole sitting in an airport thing.FOOD. food tv. food magazines.ANIMALS. baby animals. old animals. wild animals. domestic animals. Animal...the muppet.NATURE. getting out in the woods to clear the mind. getting mildly lost. drifting along in the canoe. busting ass up the muddy hill. really, really dark caves. spotting the perfect little critter. drinking wine, naked in the river by the firelight. "shootin' things, burnin' things, ridin' things".ARCHITECTURE. city planning. or the mysterious lack thereof in most fcking places. new urbanism. mixed use development. walking community. death to the suburbs. architecturally significant pre-fab houses. rocio romero. seaside, fl.FASHION MAGS. even Vogue, that makes me feel like a dork for not being 5th generation New York society with a 16th century villa in Tuscany. DWELL mag...ooooohhhh.BASIC ENGLISH 101. putting A GODDAMNED APOSTROPHE IN THE CORRECT, GODDAMNED PLACE. the ever-challenging "you're" vs. "your".RELIGIOUS HISTORY. corraborating OR discrediting biblical writings. Religious relics and the myths surrounding. the mystery of the LONE SHOE on the freeway.SOY LATTES from Jimbos.

I'd like to meet:

my Jeep's mom and dad

Music:



atmosphere. ray lamontagne. zero seven. esthero. jeff buckley. progressive house. pixies. elliot smith. atmosphere. digable planets. andy caldwell. naked music. lounge. nouvelle vague. shiny toy guns. latin jazz. telepop musik. dj felix da cat. miguel migs. beasties. gaelle. swollen members. jedi mind trick. groove armada. peaches. hall n oates. jane's addiction. Jonatha Brooke and the Story. the gorrilaz. ryan adams. coldplay. lifehouse. remy zero. madonna. the police. radiohead. republic of loose. nico case. white stripes. zero seven. jamiroquai. george michael. the outfield. patti smith. ladytron. E.L.O. goldfrapp. queen. early stevie wonder. jay-Z and linkin park. jeff buckley. tribe. nick drake. movie soundtracks. GARDEN STATE!! depeche mode. jem.

Movies:

Don Hertzfeld animations. Elf. SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER. napolean dynamite. HEATHERS. the english patient. PARTY GIRL. whalerider. TOMBRAIDER. house of yes. SPY GAME. the big chill. BOOTLEG ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW WITH JAPANESE SUBTITLES. goodfellas. SEEING OTHER PEOPLE. city of god. AMERICAN PSYCHO. memoirs of a goddamned geisha. ANYTHING by Tim Burton or Wes Anderson. FEAR AND LOATHING in LAS VEGAS. the GRADUATE. out of africa, of course. IGBY GOES DOWN. less than zero.

Television:

PBS. food channel. travel channel. style channel when it debuted. discovery channel five years ago. the today show. BOMB ALL LOCAL NEWS STATIONS. project runway. sex and the city - all six seasons never stray from the top of my tv.

Books:

David Sedaris. Lord of the Flies. the Da Vinci Code. The Art of War. Lovely Bones. Valley of the Dolls. The World According to Garp. Life of Pi. The Milagro Beanfield Wars. Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Idiot. anything by P.J.O'Rourke. Bridget Jones Diaries. Harry Potter. all the Griffin & Sabines. the Case for Christ. Did I say Lord of the Flies..... .

Heroes:

lance armstrong. just kidding. okay, i really don't have anything against Lance. just...maybe.....aren't there some OTHER peops around to look up to?

My Blog

ahhh....Los Angeles

Top Ten (or more) Things that are Beginning to Irritate me about Los Angeles 10. all the really pretentious people that claim to "hate pretentious people" 9. the biggest drama queens that claim "...
Posted by katiebutt on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:16:00 PST

Top Ten Things I Learned in Big Bear This Weekend

10. drunk bartenders mix the best drinks9. snow is a REAL novelty to Mexicans8. one does not actually have to BREAK one's wrists for them to cease operation7. cabins can be incredibly cozy and yet tot...
Posted by katiebutt on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST

A Day in My Ridiculous Life

Yeah so i try on clothes for a living. I can't balance a checkbook, change a tire,  flip gang signs correctly or paint a wall evenly but i accidentally grew to some exact, particular proportions ...
Posted by katiebutt on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

The Immense Tool that is Jared Leto...and Liza Minnelli

Yesterday we ventured off to Inland Invasion and tried to blend in amongst the untold thousands of 20 year old Mexican Rockers. Who knew there were so many? I guess that's why they call it the "Inland...
Posted by katiebutt on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

I am better than your kids

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with whe...
Posted by katiebutt on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:00:00 PST

Top Ten Quotes of the Summer so far.....

10. SHIELD YOUR EYES!!! SHIELD YOUR EYES!!! 9. Here, put these on and hand me the camera..... 8. weexcusee? 7. I wanna put Bunny in my butt 6. Jonathan Bin-Laden 5. Maybe we should just listen to the ...
Posted by katiebutt on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:17:00 PST

Everything I Didn't Need to Know I Learned In Scottsdale Last Weekend

10. If you manage an Office Depot, consider lying about it 9. Boobs burn 8. Gatorade is for AFTER the vodka, not for mixing WITH the vodka 7. Gum and temporary molars don't work well together 6. ...
Posted by katiebutt on Fri, 26 May 2006 05:16:00 PST

DIVORCE SUCKS - An Adult Therapeutic WorkBook

okay, peops, here's my work in progess. "Divorce Sucks". It will be an illustrated workbook with space for you to do exercises and draw your own sketches, like when you were in third grade. I have no ...
Posted by katiebutt on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:39:00 PST

Oh Girls..

Girls, girls...oh all you dear girls, when you yearn for big things, big times and big time men... you must ENLARGE YOURSELF in order to be worthy to receive them.... because the laws of the univ...
Posted by katiebutt on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:19:00 PST

All I Need to Know I Learned in Vegas this Weekend

10.  The soft elevator music on airplanes is to deter us from killing one another 9. Chicken-fried steak does NOT make anything better 8. If you feel fat, buy an expensive belt 7. NO THANKS FUCKF...
Posted by katiebutt on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:22:00 PST