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Coyotero

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About Me

Steadfast friend and devoted father. Professional leathersmith and hookah man. Anything else just ask. Willing to meet nearly anyoone. Assclowns and Turd Burglars need not apply.I'm also a pirate.
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My Interests

absinthe, Aesir, Alphonse Mucha, American Indian art, ancient cultures, animals, art, art nouveau, Asatru, Baldur, blackpowder shooting, blacksmithing, bladesmithing, boobs, Buddhism, Celtic art, cheese, computer gaming, coyotes, crafted beer, d&d, deadlands, dreams, drinking, education, erotic art, erotica, family, fire, flintlocks, Freyja, Freyr, gin, guitars, guns, Gustav Klimt, hallucinations, history, homebrewing, horses, Ireland, Irish food, Japanese art, leather, leatherworking, Lisa, love, mead, metal, Mexican food, Mexico, Mjollnir, movies, mushrooms (legal or otherwise), music, my kids, Nightwish, Odin, Odinism, parenting, passion, pirates, power, Ragnarök, Rammstein, reading, robots, rock and roll, roleplaying games, rum, Scotland, Sesrumnir, sex, Shinto, spiritual travel, sushi, swordmaking, swords, tattoos, Tengu, the American west, Thor, travel, ValFreyja, Valhalla, Valkyries, Vanir, vikings, visions, visual arts, weapons, westerns, winter, women, writing, zen, zombies

I'd like to meet:

Whoever wants to be met.

Music:

Metal. Classical.Pretty much anything else as long as it doesn't suck.Classic Rock is great. Some country, less rap... Old drinking songs and sea chanties kick ass! Renaissance music is awesome.

Movies:

Anything involving swords, cowboys, guitars, samurai, vikings, pirates, funnyness, fire, explosives, ninja's, blood, zombies, or sex.And Lilo and Stitch was pretty good too.

Television:

Sucks.

Books:

Too many to list. You should see my collection.

Heroes:



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LOLMETAL

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Posted by Coyotero on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:53:00 PST

25 signs that you have grown up.

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, ...
Posted by Coyotero on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:27:00 PST

An Onion classic

Metal Council Convenes To Discuss ’Metal Hand Sign’ AbuseVATNAJÖKULL GLACIER, ICELANDIn an emergency session Tuesday, members of the Supreme Metal Council strongly condemned the increasin...
Posted by Coyotero on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:20:00 PST

KKK FUN!

Well, it's good to know that the KKK doesn't endorse Barack Obama for U.S. President. Because honestly, I had no idea where their endorsment was going to go before I read this:http://www.kkk.bz/Better...
Posted by Coyotero on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:14:00 PST

Rock bottom.

Here we are, another paycheck, another giant pile of money already spent. Car payment is in, but it's left us broke, and we need food. Lisa's got another interview in Chi on tuesday, not that it does ...
Posted by Coyotero on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST

This doesn’t help....

Your Life is 67% Off TrackIf you're honest with yourself, you have to admit that you often feel like you're living the wrong life.It's a pretty easy conclusion to come to - because it seems like not a...
Posted by Coyotero on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

Tickle-me-emo

I think I'm depressed. I'm in a shitty mood constantly. I'm malcontent. My job is sucking. I miss Arizona. I miss my friends. I'm rarely happy much lately. This sucks.I just feel like everythings goin...
Posted by Coyotero on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:03:00 PST

FUCKING HOSPITAL

4:45 in the goddamn morning. Haven't slept. Everything is all kinds of fucked up, Arilyn is confused and such with her mom gone, and she's starting to get super panicy. Neither one of us has slept at ...
Posted by Coyotero on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:50:00 PST

Update

Hey everyone.Lisa's got a wierd fever that comes and goes. She's feeling great when the fever's gone, which is most of the time, but it spikes a few times a day and we're not allowed to go home until ...
Posted by Coyotero on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:59:00 PST

ill tidings.

Four days in the hospital now. Lisa's got some kind of infection and they can't figure out what or why. I'm really starting to worry some.They took Monty away... They said they don't want him around h...
Posted by Coyotero on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST