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Mike

fire it up, let the engines roll, you got to burn it down

About Me

DEFINITION OF A INFANTRYMAN... INFANTRY come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. An Infatryman is an Infantyrman all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Infantryman are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. An Infantryman is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill...or a woman he can count on. Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out for them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds. You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls, females, women, ladies, and the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, eating chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, and the day before payday. You may as well give in. He is your long distance lover...he is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry..... And will always be there for you regardless of how long its been since you've last talked. Hard work and dedication is his nature. He is forever and will always be the most dependable and loyal person you will ever call a friend. Willing to endure pain and suffering you will never know. He is the one who will stand up for you and protect all that you are untill the very end. Do not forget these men, for they are your freedom and your honor. They are there for you. We are here for you!
"I believe virtually everything I read. And I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anyhing." -David, Spinal Tap..

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My Interests



i like alot of stuff. i like to play sports: soccer, mountain bike, volleyball, tennis. i also enjoy music and movies. maybe a little pantera, stevie ray voughn, ozzy and a little beer, a few friends and a grill = a good dayone of my favorite and most hated activities is observing people. they amaze and disgust me.

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Movies:

i love movies. i love all movies. but im rather partial to comedies: dirty work, fear and loathing, american psycho and anything else that can make me laugh. almost anything on film is worth watching once.

Television:



Books:

anything by chuck palahniuk. he has such a unique voice. he describes the underbelly and dark side of people and society. i have yet to be disapointed by anything he has written. if you do not know who he is, he wrote fight club, invisible monsters, survivor, lullyby, diary, choke, diary, stranger than fiction.

Heroes:

my parents