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Jack Napier

"Seduce and Destroy."

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

You, or these guys.Well, for instance, I like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" layout?Well, that face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her teeth. Or, ooh, that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers. But she's a tad muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille. Like, uh, Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did "Grease 2". But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle. Kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed. But not as skinny. Someone a little meatier, like Heidi. But without the accent. You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that.

Movies:

Clockwork OrangeFight ClubAmerican PyschoBig LebowskiFear and Loathing in Las VegasSwingers

Television:

I don't like TV. except Nip/Tuck

Books:

Less Than Zero- Bret Easton Ellis Confessions of an Economic Hitman- John Perkins

Heroes:



My Blog

This is why I hate lincoln park bars.

Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! Im coming home with some pussy tonight! Thats right! Its been a long week at the office and its time to ...
Posted by Jack Napier on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:36:00 PST