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Pharaoh of the United States of America

Dying Mice speak Prophecies

About Me

I am tall, and I am thin, of an enviable height, and I'm known to be quite handsome in a certain angle and a certain light. real editor best profile tools real editor best profile tools

How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace profile editor .

My Interests

Poetry, Writing, Debate, The Medical Field, Music, Roleplaying, Religions. This is what I eat.

I'd like to meet:

Hellcats, Conversationalists, a Drummer, Geeks, Freaks, and the Walking Dead. Any combination of the above is also acceptable.

Music:

(In No Particular Order) The Misfits, Panik, Reverend Horton Heat, The Horrors, the Cramps, the Meteors, Nekromantix, Koffin Kats, Stray Cats, The Ramones, Violent Femmes, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Nine Inch Nails, Slayer, Dethklok, The Pagan Dead, Cruxshadows, Fischerspooner, VAST, Sage Francis, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Lordi, Behemoth, Electro Static Discharge, Primus...
Launch it as a standalone player. It works better.

Movies:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Labyrinth, Boondock Saints, SLC Punk, Little Miss Sunshine (guilty), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Equilibrium.

Television:

Colbert Report, Adult Swim, Scrubs, House, Psych, Monk.

Books:

Neuromancer, House of Leaves, Black Seas of Infinity, The Art of War.

Heroes:

The Quaker Oats guy, for fleeing religious persecution to bring us the wonders of Oatmeal.

My Blog

So...what now?

I'm 18.Wow. Big deal, right?Right now, I'm coming to terms that for the last 18 years, I have been living my life solely on the happiness of others. If everyone else is happy, it wasn't my right to be...
Posted by Creepy Phazar on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

This Says It All.


Posted by Creepy Phazar on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:20:00 PST

- Necromantic -

She loved working with corpses so much, that she decided to date one.He was a good specimen. Not too rotten, good shape.She dressed him, prettied him up, and made him presentable.Everytime he saw her,...
Posted by Creepy Phazar on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:08:00 PST

A bleeding heart.

I haven't stopped thinking about her for weeks, and I haven't talked to her in days. Those days seem like eternities, and each appears to be longer than the last. Ah, a love sick heart with no desire ...
Posted by Creepy Phazar on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

- Relinquish thy Crown -

It was the most harrowing moment I can remember.Everything was dark, I turned around as he turned the corner, and he shot me right in the chest. Everything went into slow motion for a second. I was pu...
Posted by Creepy Phazar on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

Operation F.U.F.F.

Operation Fuck Ugly Fuck Fuck is now underway.If you want to get into our secret base, the password is "Bf's Cum Gangbang Floppy Labia"I am currently working on saving up some dough.I need a lot, but ...
Posted by Creepy Phazar on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

My Downfall - A Quick Glance at the Failure of the Human Race: Part One.

Everyday I still set the privacy of my blogs to "public". I do this because I think some stray mouse-click will bring a doomed soul to my blog, and mayhaps something of mine will help them.This is my ...
Posted by Creepy Phazar on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:33:00 PST

Does this suit make me look crazy? Bring a book, it's a big'un.

This is my stream of consciousness.You're in a little canoe, rowing upstream.But your paddle is getting smaller each stroke.You might drown in it.You've been warned.It occured to me that my life may b...
Posted by Creepy Phazar on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:28:00 PST

I am Writing A book.

And it's not about poetry, has nothing to do with Poetry.Keep your asses glued to myspace for updates!!I'm not even going to give you the Title.But I DO need an Artist!!!!...
Posted by Creepy Phazar on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:00:00 PST

Do not preach.

John 14:6 6Jesus said to him, I am the Way and the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except by (through) Me. try to have a good day -Josh i dont have time to argue. Then May your God have...
Posted by Creepy Phazar on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:20:00 PST