i can't whistle and i've never been able to see the magic eye picture. if you still want to be my friend, let's talk. virtually.
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these are my interests, in alphabetical order: becoming members of various websites. ice cream. skyrockets in flight. freestyle walking. speech impediments. herding. sticking it to the man. on demand cable. jokes involving your mom. clicking noises. musical interludes. pancake fights. shampoo and conditioner in one. citric acid. straightening my hair. frozen drinks. whisking things. babysitting imaginary children. balloon animal cannabilisim. palate cleansers. small plants. abnormal growths. baby vampires. grammatical periods, not menstral. freezing warts. mind control. compilation cd's. misspelling words. boots that were not made for walking. and puppies.
the worlds fastest zamboni driver. its a dying art.
manic depressives make the best mix tapes.
i'm quite delicate when it comes to watching stuff, so i'm not a very good movie watcher, which everyone will agree to. you see, sometimes i just go with it, and going with it means ruining it for others, and ruining it for others means rewinding, and rewinding means re-ruining it, and that equals me going home, movieless and spent. but i love on-demand. its a great name, it makes you feel in charge. i demand we watch this now. long live the queen. but all in all, the best movies out there are home movies. long live home movies
it has to be bright and shiny, but the people cant talk too loud. if theres a redhead on the show, i'll probably change the channel. exception being david caruso, and if you're nice to me, i'll do my caruso impression for you. maybe.
anything recommended by lavar burton
i'm easily impressed, but i think thats because alot of you are impressive. dick. in surmation, you'll never know that you're my hero.