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kazski

About Me

When the high school guidance counselor told me upon growing up, I would be best suited as a garbage can production scheduler in East Los, I questioned whether she had her heart in her job anymore. Now I'm trying to track her down for lottery numbers. Reared on the Midwest's teat, I was fed up with Wisconsin's massive traffic jams, radical racial diversity, and propensity for earthquakes. The move to California was obvious. I've been traffic and tremor free, residing in racial harmony in Southern Cali for two years now.
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My Interests

music, the outdoors, sports, camping, biking, hiking, reading, mystery solving, kentucky straight bourbon whisky, prostate exams, cunnilingus, sarcasm, cheeseburgers, comedy, writing, laughing, lawn reindeer, hooked on phonics, elbow injury fetishes, family pets and peanut butter, rubbing, alcohol, boils and boil lancing, afros and afro maintenance, amassing death threats...

I'd like to meet:

kurt vonnegut, amy winehouse (in re-hab of course), and tina fey

Music:

Grateful Dead, JGB, Ratdog, Zeppelin, Radiohead, Frank Black, The Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, Floyd, The Stones, YMSB, Talking Heads, Sublime, Al Green, The Beatles, The Band, The Flamming Lips, The Beastie Boys, PE, Jigga Man, Tony Bennett, Curtis Mayfield, Beck, Blackalicious, The Blues Bros, Iron & Wine, John Mayall, Taj Mahal, Kanye, Johnny Cash, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Old Crow Medicine Show, Rage, Paul Simon, Rilo Kiley, Santana, James Brown (RIP), The J.B's, B.B. King, Tortoise, Ween, Weezer, Sly & the Family, Bowie, Roy Orbison, NERD, Stevie Wonder, All Motown, Zappa, STS9, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Arcade Fire, Tom Petty, The Violent Femmes, MMW, Disco Biscuts, The Shins, Viva Voce, Built to Spill, The Roots....

Books:

the classics

Heroes:

My Grandfather, Mother, Walter Payton, Jean Valjean (subsequently Victor Hugo)