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Lamp

Gee, right in the boxing glove. You want to be more careful with that thing.

About Me

I'm not shy, I'm indifferent and paranoid.

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My Interests

Duels.

I'd like to meet:

George Clooney. For obvious reasons.

Music:

Air, Bree Sharp, Chopin, Dido, Elliot Smith, Emiliana Torrini, Ennio Morricone, Fiona Apple, Jeff Buckley, Led Zeppelin, Mozart, Northern Picture Library, Radiohead, Schubert, Sneaker Pimps, The Cure, Vangelis, Vivaldi.

Movies:

Once Upon A Time In The West, Badlands, Christine, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Blade Runner, The Virgin Suicides, Raging Bull, The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, For a Few Dollars More, Duel In The Sun, Empire Of The Sun, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Cape Fear, The Birds, Jaws, The Dead Zone, Carrie, Sleepwalkers, Cat's Eye, Dream A Little Dream, Batman Returns, Mulholland Dr, Starship Troopers, The Beach, Joe Versus the Volcano, Romeo and Juliet, The Fifth Element, Alice In Wonderland, The Royal Tenenbaums, Firestarter, Orange County, Original Sin, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, Sleeping Beauty, The Sword In The Stone, Good Fellas, Taxi Driver, Kundun, Donnie Darko, Ghost World.

Television:

Arrested Development, Big Brother, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Family Guy, Jimmy Kimmel, La Femme Nikita, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Night Gallery, Nightmares And Dreamscapes, The Daily Show, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Office, The Outer Limits, The Simpsons.

Books:

A Brief History Of Time - Stephen Hawking, The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish - Dr Seuss; Carrie, 'Salem's Lot, The Shining, The Stand, The Dead Zone, Firestarter, Cujo, The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger, Christine, Pet Semetary, Cycle Of The Werewolf, It, The Eyes Of The Dragon, Misery, The Tommyknockers, The Dark Tower II: The Drawing Of The Three, The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands, The Dark Half, Needful Things, Gerald's Game, Dolores Claiborne, Insomnia, Rose Madder, Desperation, The Green Mile, The Dark Tower IV: Wizard And Glass, The Girl Who loved Tom Gordon, Dreamcatcher, From A Buick 8, The Dark Tower V: Wolves Of The Calla, The Dark Tower VI: Song Of Susannah, Night Shift, Different Seasons, Skeleton Crew, Four Past Midnight, Nightmares And Dreamscapes, Hearts In Atlantis, Everything's Eventual, Danse Macabre, On Writing - Stephen King; The Talisman, Black House - Stephen King with Peter Straub; Rage, The Long Walk, Roadwork, The Running Man, Thinner, The Regulators - Stephen King as Richard Bachman.

Heroes:

The fictional and the dead.

My Blog

Summer is upon ... something.

If you want to slowly bore yourself to death, do it with the rambling prose of Umberto Eco. Yes, your tear ducts will fail and your eyes will turn into shriveled raisiney bits, but you'll have expande...
Posted by Lamp on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:51:00 PST

My arm got ripped off by a wombat.

April fools.
Posted by Lamp on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

My friend posted one of those "stuff about me" quizzes. I did it too.

1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?No. He was from Australia. It was kindergarten. 2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?I would put them in a drawer and use them...
Posted by Lamp on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:12:00 PST

Apples.

I bought apples today. Ten pounds. I'm not baking pie. I just wanted apples.
Posted by Lamp on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST

L'hôpital

I spent eight hours in the E.R. the other night. Some kind of flu virus. Dehydration. Dangerously low blood pressure and high fever. Needles in both arms pumping me full of fluids. Catscan. Blood test...
Posted by Lamp on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:07:00 PST

Golden Globes.

Martin Scorsese won an award! Yay for Golden Globes! I really hope the Oscars will follow suit. Some of those dresses really smash boobs. I don't know how the chicks attending the awards can walk arou...
Posted by Lamp on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

Fickle fickle girl.

So I actually love this new treadmill. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass to operate, but I'm finding that the resistance gives me a much better workout than a motorized treadmill would. You cannot buy my t...
Posted by Lamp on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

It's got that space-aged stuff.

My little sister got a treadmill for Christmas, but she uses my Mom's, so she gave me the new one to use. I got the thousands of pieces of it out of the box at home and as I was building it, buil...
Posted by Lamp on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:33:00 PST

I'm wearing a silly hat this evening.

Actually, it's more of a silly tiara. A Happy New Year 2007 tiara. Fun is good. I hope you'll be having fun this evening and all the new year. But not the year after. Oh...alright, the year after, too...
Posted by Lamp on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:59:00 PST

Phone stuff.

During recent phone conversations an angry voice muffled by static breaks in and screams strange things at me that I don't understand. It's sort of like that voice in the original Amityville movie tha...
Posted by Lamp on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST