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Joshua

It's fat camp for Daddy's chubby little secret.

About Me


I have a very short attention beer.

My Interests

I love music. It's kept me alive longer than whiskey ever could.

I'd like to meet:


Hookers with drugs.

Anyone who will pay for parking.

Music:

Currently listening to (4/30/08):

The Night Marchers - See You In Magic
Sunny Day Real Estate - The Rising Tide
The Sonics - Full Force!
Rocket From the Crypt - R.I.P. (Final RFTC Live Show)
The Wipers - Box Set (thanks Nick!)
The American Analog Set - Promise Of Love
Creeper Lagoon - Watering Ghost Garden
Jesu - Silver EP

Movies:

Well, I like the good movies. But I like music a whole lot more. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast.

Television:

Futurama. It's the best fucking show ever.

Books:

Between video games and making fun of people in chat rooms, who's got time to read?

Heroes:

Bender.

My Blog

My motorcycle.

I have gotten a few emails, calls, etc. about my motorcycle. First of all, I didn’t get in an accident.No, because then I would have the satisfaction of being personally injured. Here’s ...
Posted by Joshua on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:48:00 PST

How many robots should I befriend?

I need to know. See, I keep getting these friend requests from random "sexy" girls, who I am convinced are really robots. What has tipped me off?1. None of them have clothes on. Robots overheat in...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:46:00 PST

A Christmas gift *everyone* will know you got.

Some of you who stay up late at night- or those of you who watch really terrible cable channels during the day- may have heard of a product called Urine Gone. The premise behind the product is that y...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 05:01:00 PST