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Nerdtron

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About Me

I can be quite an asshole, yet I am surprisingly cuddly.
I also run Beergood.com . Go there now.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet absolutely no one. I already know too many people, and quite frankly would like to pare that down.

Music:

A Perfect CircleACDCAdam SandlerAerosmithAirAlice CooperAlice In ChainsAlland you will know us by the trail of deadAnderson Bruford Wakeman HoweAndy SummersAretha FranklinAtomic FireballsBad BrainsBarry WhiteBauhausBeastie BoysBeckBen VaughnBeta BandBeth OrtonBig ChiefBjorkBjörkBlack FlagBlack SabbathBlack, FrankBlind FaithBlondie & Pat BenatarBoingoBongwaterBR5-49BrakBreedersBrianReganBruce McCullochBruce SpringsteenBubbRubbBucketheadBuddy Guybutthole surfersBéla Fleck & the FlecktonesCab CallowayCakeCANCaptain Beefheart And His Magic BandCarl Orffcat powerCatherine WheelCharles MingusCheap Trickchemical brothersCibo MattoCircle JerksClarence CarterClashClutchCocteau TwinscoltraneCombustible EdisonCorneliusCowboy JunkiesCrampscrap I dont want to delete yetCreedence Clearwater RevivalCurtis MayfieldCypress HillDamnedDamon Albarn & Michael NymanDave Brubeck QuartetDavid BowieDavid ByrneDead Can Dancedead kennedysDead MilkmenDefinitive P-Funk Mastercuts Volume 1Derek and the DominosDesert SessionsDesi ArnazDevoDire StraitsDizzy GillespieDJ ShadowDoc WatsonDr. DreDr. Johndropkick murphysDrywallDuane EddyEagles of Death MetalEarth, Wind, & FireElectric Light OrchestraElectro LoungeElla FitzgeraldElvisElvis CostelloElvis Costello and The AttractionsElvis PresleyEnnio MorriconeEric ClaptonEtta JamesEurythmicsFaith No MoreFEARFishboneFlaming LipsFlamming LipsFleetwood MacFrank SinatraFrank ZappaFrank Zappa & The Mothers Of InventionFrank Zappa - Ensemble ModernFront 242FugaziFunkadelicFuture Sound Of LondonGarbageGenghis BluesGeorge ClintonGeorge GershwinGhost DogGirl Eats BoyGirls Against BoysGodfleshGorillazGrandmaster FlashGrant GreenGustav Holsth hancock headhuntersHank WilliamsHerb Alpert's Tijuana BrassHerbie HancockHerbie Hancock_Freddie Hubbard_Joe Henderson_Ron Carter_Tony WilliamsHerbie MannHip Hop Greats_ Classic RapsHooverphonicHoward ShoreIggy PopJah WobbleJames BrownJane JensenJaymz Bee & The Royal Jelly OrchestraJeff BeckJim GaffiganJimi HendrixJoe JacksonJoe Strummer & the MescalerosJoe TexJoe WalshJohn Cacavas_London Symphony OrchestraJohn Lee HookerJohn LennonJohn LurieJohn MayallJohn Mayall & the Blues BreakersJohnny CashJon Spencer Blues ExplosionKaki KingKenny Burrell w_ John ColtraneKing CrimsonKing KongKyussLambLaurie AndersonLed ZeppelinLee Scratch PerryLenny KravitzLeonard CohenLeon`KingstoneLonnie MackLos Fabulosos CadillacsLos LobosLou ReedLouis JordanLove and RocketsLTJ BukemLuscious JacksonLushLyle LovettLynyrd SkynyrdMaceo ParkerMANMan Or AstromanMario BauzaMark KnopflerMartin DennyMartina Topley-BirdMarvin GayeMassive Attackmc chrisMC5Me First and the Gimme GimmesMeat Beat ManifestoMelissa Auf der MaurmikeyPMiles DavismillaMinistryMinor ThreatMiranda Sex Gardenmisc electronicmisc humormisc rapmisc rock hardmisc rock not hardModest MouseMonoMonster MagnetMorcheebaMorphineMothers of InventionMozartMP3mp3managerMuddy WatersMudhoneyMy Bloody ValentineMy Life With the Thrill Kill KultNazarethNeil YoungNerf HerderNine Inch NailsOhio PlayersOingo BoingoOrton, BethOscar PetersonOtis ReddingP.Funk All-StarsPachelbelParliamentPartial CDsPatty GriffinPhilip GlassPink FloydPixiesPJ HarveyPoePortisheadPraxisPrimusPublic EnemypunkQueens Of The Stone AgeQuintetR. L. BurnsideRadioheadRage Against The MachineRamonesRay CharlesRed Hot Chili PeppersReverend Horton HeatRichard WagnerRobbie RobertsonRobert BradleyRobert SchimmelRocket From The CryptRun DMCSarah McLachlanSchoolhouse Rock! RocksSex PistolssilenceSisters of MercySly and the Family StoneSoul CoughingSouthern Culture On The SkidsSpace GhostSpinal TapSpiritualized®Squirrel Nut ZippersStan RidgwayStephane GrappelliStereolabStevie Ray VaughanStevie WonderSuzanne Vegatalking headstegan and saraTenacious DThe Art of NoiseThe B-52'sThe BeatlesThe Brian Setzer OrchestraThe Chemical BrosThe Crystal MethodThe Dirty DozenThe EaglesThe HighlifeThe J. Geils BandThe KinksThe London Philharmonic OrchestraThe Lounge LIzardsThe LudditesThe Mighty Mighty BosstonesThe MisfitsThe MonkeesThe Mothers Of InventionThe OrbThe PoliceThe Rolling StonesThe SpecialsThe StoogesThe SugarCubesThe TimeThe Vaughan BrothersThe Velvet UndergroundThe VenturesThe WhoThelonious MonkThey Might Be GiantsTito PuenteTodd SniderTom PettyTom Tom ClubTom WaitsToolTori AmosTownshend, PeteTrickyTurbonegroUrban Dance SquadUrsula 1000US3VAVan HalenVan MorrisonVandalsVanessa ParadisVangelisVariousVarious ArtistsVega, SuzanneVenturesVince Guaraldi TrioWall of VoodooWarren ZevonWaylon JenningsWeenWeezerWhite ZombieWilliam OrbitWillie Dee featuring The Geto BoysWright, Charles & The Watts 103rd Street Rhythm BandWu-TangWu-Tang ClanYesZZ Top

Movies:

I like movies where things crash into each other and/or explode. I like movies where famous/unkown actresses take their clothes off. I like movies where people get hit in the nuts and/or a dog farts. Almost anything with an ape, unless it is children oriented (I'm watching Every Which Way But Loose as I write this).

I think David Lynch should be shot into the sun, or the moon, if that's more convenient.

I also really like porn.

Television:

I seem to be addicted to reruns of The Rockford Files .

I also seem to watch a lot of Magnum P.I. ...but Damn those Short Shorts!

Books:

Just about anything by Philip K. Dick and Robert A. Heinlein

Science Fiction has always been a guilty pleasure.

Last few good books read: Life of Pi ; The Blind Assassin ; The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

I think that Steven King and Chuck Palahniuk should be forced to slow dance naked with each other whilst I hurl insults and shoot paintballs at them.

I also enjoy the writings of David Sedaris . No I'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Heroes:

George Stephen

Chuck Jones

Wilbur and Orville Wright

The Mercury Seven Astronauts

Gordie Howe

My Uncle Bob

My Blog

Will Smith is an Ass

What follows is an email that I wrote to a friend about the new movie I Am LegendMovie TrailerI have decided to repost it here, mainly because it is somewhat long and took me a while to write. And it ...
Posted by Nerdtron on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:56:00 PST

Another reason to avoid going there

So I was babysitting my buddies kids today (which was awesome, by the way), and his son showed me an art project he just did. I should now mention that the kid is four years old.Anyway, the project wa...
Posted by Nerdtron on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:23:00 PST

Sweet Ass Mixer

So, last weekend Chris and I were up in the thumb at my sis's new cottage. Saturday we spent some time exploring, and we found a pretty cool antique store in the charming hamlet of Port Hope. This was...
Posted by Nerdtron on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:06:00 PST

10 Reasons not good enough to be famous

Can we all agree that to be famous you should be talented? Here is a list of 10 reasons that are not sufficient to be famous, along with examples. Being small: Verne Troyer (mini-me)Being ...
Posted by Nerdtron on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST

What is so fucking hard about the cart corral?

Any illusions that we live in a polite, civilized and enlightened society can quickly be destroyed by the mere thought of the cart corral. We all know what it is, don't we? Physically it is a collect...
Posted by Nerdtron on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST

a quick thought on violence...

So, in the movies (and I would think that it would translate to real life) when the one guy throws a knife at the other guy, he is really banking a lot that it will hit him just right. I mean, there a...
Posted by Nerdtron on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:17:00 PST

a sad day

The year was 1984. My mother had finally regained her independence after the divorce. We had just moved out of my grandmother's house in Warren (a story for another time) and for better or worse rente...
Posted by Nerdtron on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:07:00 PST

Short and sweet

I read a great sig in a forum today.I am not entirely sure why, but it really speaks to me, so I thought I would share it with the rest of you:"Swimming drunk in a fountain is the great equalizer. No ...
Posted by Nerdtron on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST

Soccer?

Seriously? Soccer?I mean, come on, soccer?If you love soccer that means I hate you. At least a little. How does that feel? I hope it hurts.
Posted by Nerdtron on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST

I have declared war upon squid

I have a lot of free time. I mean a lot of free time.So, I have decided to aquire an enemy/nemesis.I think it is just the kind of thing that could push me into greatness. Correction: Further into grea...
Posted by Nerdtron on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:01:00 PST