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Tristan

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About Me

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follow trissytits at http://twitter.com SHIT! Marissa taught me how to say that in Herman.oh my god get a livejournal. I put my finest sass on livejournal.

where I fall on the lear single-dimension ninja-pirate skizzle piss ("LSD scale"): [-----|*|-----------------------------] ninja piratelike the kinsey scale, but representative of a larger sexio-sensual droolscape.i feel ready for a pirate phase ... expect progress in the pirate direction soon the executive seems to have covertly risen ... I must suspend piracy until further notice ... *claw & hiss*

My Interests

watching the people around me applaud something, applause, killing myself, life art, niacin burning, getting searched, touching faces, touching privates, sterile medical equipment, swarm intelligence, putting it in my mouth, emergent properties, emergencies, categories of pornography, sirens, fire drills, tests of the emergency broadcast system, delusions of grandeur, superficiality, penetrating the sky with my erect sex, sex, slippery sex parties, flagrance, ELEGANCE, i'm the princess of lollipop land, diddling, fluffing shit up, why is there something instead of nothing, eating ecstasy and listening to enya, telling cops to fuck off, crossdressing, adderall, naked playtime, giggly pillowfights, WINKING BACK AT THE LITTLE EYE ON PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES, DRUGS, STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS, semantics, ecosystems, organic networks, p2p, TORNADOES, disruptive technology, flash mobs, dna, dns, ad-hocracies, language, symbols, listening to white noise to get high, nosebleeds, duck and cover, stop drop and roll, not updating my music list

I'd like to meet:

spit shit mother fuck my livejournal profile is where its at

    Either / or vs. both / and understanding of life/death (yin-yang) Death perceived as taboo because it disturbs our superficial conception of life. By treating death as the opposite of life, we create an 'unexpected' tragedy every time a living person fails to keep living. Dualistic interpretation of Genesis 3:3 says that death results from sin. "Death" and "evil" blur together. Aristotelian logic mutually excludes death-evil-destruction from life-good-God-creation. They cannot exist together. Life must affirm and death must negate. Life has value, death has none. A forced choice between either life or death suggests an "obvious" answer. Our insistence on sharp distinctions leads to "bigotry of 'not-A is identical with anti-A'." We can't deal with the totality. " Both life and death mutually include each other while complimenting each other."

**** MARIJUANA DIVIDING LINE OF POINTING ITSELF OUT (M.D. LOPIO)****

    To make any of this interesting you have to imagine it from the point of view of a dick speaking into a microphone on television. This looks obvious and not worth snippery. Yin-yang Death gives meaning to life. Life makes death important. Eastly people respect their elders. Westerners neglect them. Analanalytic discussion: "Yay Life!" vs. "Aww, life." Since each side freely borrows from the other's bullshit, you may have trouble figuring out which meant which. If your thoughts get intense enough you accidentally start talking them out of your mouth. I don't know how the bowl got in my hand. Or who smoked it. Devolveding more, down, down. Stop Stop Stop Stop I cant stop What the fuck Someone stop me ("I'm") typing faster (-1) I can't figure out how to express the fastingness of my letters. They just keep stacking next to the one before it. Slow your breathing ... Ow.

I WILL DO IT!

I DID NOT DO IT.

    "garbage bag sweat shirt" workout video (for use with the immediately pills) a machine with arms suspending all office manipulables and screen. arms support body and extensions and neck and head. a someone resting their belly on a support cuddle. strings suspending limbs and neck and head and office manipulables.the ergonomically perfect cognating system. no more reader's lumps. simulates the sperm retartedly floating in the sludgy bosom. The sex-boob. Tzu-jan charging it egolessly toward its object-into-subject (the screen).
  • We will build our city out of sand castle. We've sophisticated beyond the potty system. We need only our golden diapers. Sweating technology showers us from the inside-out.
  • We shower continuously. We conduct ourselves in a showerly manner. Bubbles and giggles and passionate singing. Gentleness.
  • Real sand castle. No more complex than a sand castle. That means no doorknobs. No grids. Who puts a grid in a sand castle? Jails eat freedom with their big mouth-doors.
  • snot, everywhere
  • fall from elegance:

    a tastefully disoriented little sister breaks three wine glasses in one evening, and faces the consequences.

    Music:

    , Ween, sigur ros, stereolab, the books, mr bungle, negativland, adult, animal collective, broadcast, the magnetic fields, PJ Harvey, elysian fields, lovage, combustible edison, king biscuit time, brazillian girls, slumber party, architecture in helsinki, kimya dawson, M, yann tiersen, the microphones, mum, hot chip, the fiery furnaces, four tet, Ali Farka Touré, lali puna,

    Movies:

    A DIRTY SHAME, nowhere, doom generation, so many other things

    Television:

    Arrested Development, Upright Citizens Brigade, Mr. Show, Tim and Eric, Alan Partridge, The Trissy Pissy Show

    Books:



    Robert Anton Wilson, Cavafy

    Heroes:

    Emperor Norton, Andy Warhol, Michael Jackson, Pee Wee Herman, Cynthia Plaster Caster, Salvador Dali