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Winter comes to Michigan

As of yet some of the trees have kept some of their leaves but soon we will all be scraping our car windows.Maybe it's just me but winter seems to make everything harder.Winter seems to make things wo...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:39:00 GMT

not even a full week has gone by

The missing men came back a few days ago with burns on their faces and arms. Some of them had liaisons on their legs while others have had their tongues cut out. Oddly enough this hasn't affected th...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:07:00 GMT

landing

Around noon yesterday we came in swift and smooth for an unbelievably successful amphibious invasion. As soon as nighttime hit the beaches there were bonfires, cold beer, steaks, and the local girls ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:02:00 GMT

dehydrated

almost thereeven now i'm dodging breakers and sandbarscareful nowin shallow waters new threats present themselvesnot to speak of what may be waiting in the interiorarmed to the teethbringing supplies ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:47:00 GMT

it will come it will come it will surely come

everybody jump in! but watch out, the waters are untestedwe have a new way of doing things around herelook before you leapdon't leap at allbacktracking isn't looking like such a sweet idea eitherprosp...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:11:00 GMT

My friends are sick!

Good health can make one feel so lonely. People are having post surgery TV & dope time, sitting in hospital beds hacking their lungs out, not coming to dance class, and most importantly not boozing i...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:09:00 GMT

death and destruction. btw, i love you

It's new years morning. I sit in my apt. after sharing a bottle of cooks w/ some good scum at the coney island. After watching some early dead kenedys footage on utube I realise that everythin is re...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:25:00 GMT

man baby

"Is our hair still brown?" I asked, "Of course" she replied. So I agreed. We went along with that consensus for years. But then I looked at her head and I looked in the mirror and it was obvious t...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:07:00 GMT

smells

Ypsi apartments have a distinct smell. No matter how much people smoke, cat's piss, or food rots all shitty apts. in Ypsilanti, Michigan have a similar smell. I noticed this last night at someone's ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:31:00 GMT

vacation

In two days I'm flying out with Mom ansd Dad to visit Sister in Tubingin, Ann Arbors sister city in southern Germany. I cannot wait to be on that plane! After a few days the four of us will head out...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 21:17:00 GMT