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Ayla

So, I have a serious problem.... wait, that's just my brain.

About Me


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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 10% Conservative, 90% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Jeremy Lee Murphy, Sex with him, kissing him. I love laughing, playing cards, meetings, movies, sk8ing, music, JLM, being happy, sleeping, and some other shit too, but I'm tired so....

I'd like to meet:

A midget with purple hair, Jean Auel, Shel Silverstein, and JLM.

Music:

Anything good and original. I'm pretty eclectic when it comes to music. It really depends on my mood. I like hard-core, double base drum beats. But I love to dance so I'll get down to a lot of things. I like some underground and more local stuff, but heres a few classics you might have heard of from my nostalgia section.......... Type 0 Negative Social Distortion Billy Idol Madonna Portishead Agent Orange The Doors Circle Jerks Beastie Boys The Nightmare B4 Xmas Soundtrack Misfits Sublime Exploited Some Classical Pennywise The Violent Femmes Garbage Space Ghosts Musical BBQ Louis Armstrong Sub Humans The Eagles David Bowie Al Green Fiddler on the Roof Soundtrack The X-Ray Specs Tom Petty Guns N Roses Operation Ivy Neil Diamond Suicidal Tendencies Weezer Tool Manu Chao Metallica FSU The Righteous (?) Brothers Nat Cole Beck Descendants James Taylor O Brother Where Art Thou Sndtrk Nirvana Warren G Weird Al Nine Inch Nails Black Flag Perfect Circle Hole Frank Sinatra Manowar Led Zepp Salt N Peppa Whale Cake Dead Kennedys Radiohead Elton John The Romeo & Juliet Soundtrack The Toadies Billy Joel Swingin Utters Massive Attack Green Day Butthole Surfers Souixie and the Banshees Lush Faithless Moldy Peaches The Scorpions Primus The Clash Ribsys Nickel Sex Pistols The Ramones And most oldies. I'm pretty sick with a lot of the newer stuff coming out. Does that mean I'm getting old? Or does it just suck for the most part?

Movies:

Geez, too many to name. Anything with James Stewart, Anything with Kevin Spacey, John Malkovich, Steve Buschemi, A lot of Woody Allen's, John Waters and BratPack flix, I LOVE OLD movies, classics like Harvey and Inherit The Wind, Meet Me in St. Louis, An Affair to Remember, etc. Theres too many to name. More recently and not so, The Squid and the Whale, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, American History X, Dead Poets Society, True Romance, Nightmare Before X-Mas, Dog Town and Z-Boys (the sk8 documentary), Old Boy, Pretty In Pink, Fire Walk With Me, Disneys Aladdin, Dead Alive, The Usual Suspects, A Big Hand for a Little Lady, Gone with the Wind, Tromeo & Juliet, Donnie Darko, The Lost Boys, Boondock Saints, Legends of the Fall, Grease, Pink Flamingos, Never Ending Story, The Labrynth, Caligula, The Jetsons meet the Flintstones, The Evil Dead, The Last Unicorn, A Time To Kill, Amadeus, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The Princess Bride, Back to the Future, Some Porn, Office Space, Beetle Juice, The Mists of Avalon, But I'm A Cheerleader, Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure, The Shining, Lord of the Flies, Forrest Gump, Tommy Boy and Black Sheep, The Ref, The Three Amigos, The Hunger, Clean Slate, Bram Stokers Dracula, The Little Mermaid, Bowling For Columbine, Mallrats, Clerks, What the Bleep, The Game, Terminator 2, Spaceballs, Truth or Dare, Freeway, What Women Want, The Breakfast Club, The Dark Crystal, Live Nude Girls, Willow, Clue, The Indiana Jones Movies, Con Air, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), Love Actually, Titanic, The Star Wars Epidemicness, Best In Show, CKY2K, Silence of the Lambs, Star Ship Troopers, The Cube, Jaws, Falling Down, Stand By Me, Moulin Rouge, 40 year old Virgin, Chicago, Meet the Feebles, Exotica, Dogma, Most Stand-up Comedic Artists Videos, The Goonies, Ghostbusters, The Village, Dark City, Farenheit 9-11, Hero, Kung Fu Hustle, etc..oooh, and my old home movies.

Television:

WHEN I watch TV (never), I'll try to find The Simpsons, Family Guy, 'Twin Peaks', ( that is now gone, but not dead. Oh no, like Bob, it will never be dead. ) The Chapelle Show, Conan, South Park, The Colbert Report, Ultimate Extreme Challenge, ANY poker show , Roseanne, Friends, When VH1 does the 80's bit, and The Daily Show. Stuff on the Discovery Channel, The History Channel, Discover Channel, and the movies on Turner Classic Movies and American Movie Classics. I love these all but I rarely get to watch them. I don't even know if they're still on.

Books:

THE EARTHS CHILDREN SERIES (Clan of the Cave Bear, The Valley of Horses, Mammoth Hunters, Plains of Passage, Shelters of Stone, and I'm sure whatevers coming next), STIFF, The Bathroom Readers Series (Thank you Uncle John), GEEK LOVE, Pride&Prejudice, Emma, (Alot of Jane Austin), THE RAINBOW GOBLINS, The Harry Potter Series (shut up),The Grapes of Wrath, Woody Allens 'Without Feathers', Haunted, Anything by Shel Silverstein (his adult stuff rocks), check this out ......................http://www.bannedwidth.com/shel/misc/l yrics.html..................................... some King and some Koontz, Thomas Hardy, Island of the Blue Dolphins, Catcher in the Rye, LUCKY, On The Road, Tess of the D'Ubervilles by Thomas Hardy, Women Who Love Too Much, The Mists of Avalon, Enders Game, People of the Sea, What to Expect When Your Expecting and the others, (I don't have kids, but I want to be a doula), Monsterology, GONE WITH THE WIND, The Steps We Took, The Guide to Texas Hold 'Em, High Hearts, DHARMA PUNX, Any of my friend Koaks comix (see her page, look up Koak), The Bridges of Madison County, RAIN OF GOLD, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, I also love reading old encyclopedias, dictionarys and thesauruses. Also currently reading the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations and marking the ones I like, I've also been reading spiritual books a bit lately by people like James Van Praag. AL FRANKEN!!!!! I can't forget my favorite childhood author Judy Blume or my favorite 'growing up' author Nancy Friday.

Heroes:

Anyone that can do what they want to when they want to because they work hard for it and people who try to always do the next right thing.

My Blog

Can my eye color determine if I get lucky?

Blue eyes-People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. they're kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers.  They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand w...
Posted by Ayla on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:58:00 PST

Dunno nuthin'

I have no clue where I'm headed, but I'm pretty excited. I realize that the person I am is perty kuel and that life isn't so bad. I just wanted to write to YOU that if no one else has told you they lo...
Posted by Ayla on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:57:00 PST

For the Stoners

In the laid back California town of sunny San RafaelLived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake, you probly knew her well.Shed been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story was widely toldT...
Posted by Ayla on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:28:00 PST

He's sooo good...

  EVER-LOVIN' MACHINE Hey, boys, you know once I was took inBy a girl with a twinkly eyeAnd the first time that I wasn't lookin'She run off with a handsomer guy.But I'm an ingenious feller...
Posted by Ayla on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:18:00 PST

My Favorite Poem

  Illustrated by Brad Holland The Devil walked into Linebaugh's on a rainy Nashville nightWhile the lost souls sat and sipped their soup in the sickly yellow neon light.And the Devil...
Posted by Ayla on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:06:00 PST

Before you think your so smart about me......

Body: The following is a note I got from this guy I wanted to add as a friend because I've seen him around town a lot. I guess I'm not that memorable... I wanted to post this in case anyone else think...
Posted by Ayla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST