Kelly Ann Collins - ProfilesArchive

About Me

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.

My Interests

I like it when Elmer's Glue dries on my hands and I have to peel it off. I also like yoga, real estate, sunny beaches, polo, working to help people live better lives, learning new things, steeplechases, eco-friendliness, reading about health stuff, anything organic, throwing parties, raising funds for charities, eating plain yogurt and (duh!) MySpace!

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? I'd like to have dinner with Tina Fey, Sarah Palin, Sarah Silverman and Hillary Clinton, all at the same time. ;-p

KAC in the NEWS
This just in ... according to rapper MiniThin , I'm a "Hillbilly Hottie" -- yeehaw! Check out his blog , or mine, to hear all about it. (FFW to 1:23 if you are pressed for time.) Mini rox!

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Music:

Everything from One Inch Punch ("Pretty Piece of Flesh") and Deep Dish (Say "Hello") to Nina Simone ("Sinnerman" remixed a la Felix Da Housecat) and Radiohead (I still *heart* "Fake Plastic Trees"). I also love Tool (maybe because I am a little tool?).

Movies:

Anything that takes me away, Calgon-style :-p. I like The Matrix, Chocolat, Lost in Translation, The Thomas Crowne Affair ... French Kiss was cute, too.

Television:

As if -- I get my kicks on the WWW.

Books:

E-books ... because paper books are too damn heavy (and bad for the environment).

Heroes:

Who are my heroes? Mr. Yuk, Wonder Woman, Barbie and Mighty Mouse!

My Blog

Dont Give Your Digits Out, Instead Of Candy

Ladies and gentlemen, If there is one piece of advice I can give to you this holiday, it is: When the clock is about to strike noon and those little munchkins have eaten up all your Halloween candy ...
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:18:00 PST

Vroom, Vroom: Ever Had Sex In A Car?

I am happy you jerk off to my pix, but do you really have to email me and tell me all about it? OK. Maybe you do have to tell me about, so let's get it all out in the open, folks.Let's talk ...
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:04:00 PST

Calculate Your Obama vs. McCain Tax Savings

I tried this calculator and was kinda pissed -- I'd probably save $0 under Obama-Biden and $0 under McCain-Palin. Mutha effen' prez wannabeeeez! Now, how the beck am I gonna put some 20" bla...
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 08:27:00 PST

Would You Drink Ipecac ... for $200?

Would you drink syrup of ipecac ... for $200? Not moi.P.S. This is gross....
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:05:00 PST

Obamas an iPhone ... McCains a Blackberry.

I think most of the people who complain and say they want the old facebook back (a.k.a. the non-web-savvy population) will vote McCain-Palin. In other words .... McCain's a PC and Obam...
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:25:00 PST

Meet My Friend, Phil ... Hes a Pervert

In a few days, I'll be chillin' like a pervo with my buddy, Phil Mazo.Who is Phil, you ask? He's a stand-up comedian from Newark, New Jersey, who has performed in shows regularly around the...
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:40:00 PST

Yee Haw: Rapper Says I'm Hillbilly Hawt!

Haters can be rough. (Think Boss Hog.)They criticize your weight, gossip about your boyfriend and rag on your hometown. I mean, they can make you just wanna duke it out (which is a bad idea ...
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:52:00 PST

Bite Me: Im Wild And Wonderful

When I tell people I was born and raised in West Virginia, here are some of the reactions I get:- "Ha! Good one. So, really, where are you from ... New York?"- "What? No you aren't -- you're wearing s...
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:11:00 PST

Top Gun Showdown

I don't know what Top Gun Showdown means. ...And I wouldn't know how to start a motorcycle if my life depended upon it.Nevertheless, I have this new obsession with motocross racing and the team over ...
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:51:00 PST

Wii Says: ’Time To Get A New Scotch’

Speaking of geeky status symbols ...Not only can you update your MySpace/Facebook accounts to indicate that you are playing with your friend's Wii. ... Now, you can actually make the status update abo...
Posted by Kelly Ann Collins on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:00:00 PST