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THE,DAVE

A clever man makes no minor blunders

About Me

read my Short Stories: http://shlock.blogspot.com Act as if the future of the universe depends on what you do, while laughing at yourself for thinking that your actions could make any difference...."I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine, A rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other."
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MY WRITING



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My Interests

..Kurt Vonnegut's "HOCUS POCUS." John Steinbecks "EAST OF EDEN." Marc Caro/Jean Rabasse/Jean-Pierre Jeunet films. Paul Chadwicks graphic novel "Concrete." Lu Lu on the Bridge with Harvey Keitel. David Byrne lyrics. Mike Mignolas "Hellboy" as well as Ted Mckeevers "Eddy Current." Tom Petty lyrics. David S. Goyer films. Elmore Leonard books and films including "Hombre", "Out of Sight", "Jackie Brown", "Get Shorty" and "Be Cool." Richard Wagner Operas. John Steinbecks East of Eden, and The Pearl. M Night Shamaylan films. Reesees cups and Beef Jerky, together. The Film "The Big Kahuna." Alan Moore books, "V for Vendetta" and "Halo Jones." The movie "Six String Samurai," Neil Gaimans "The Sandman" as well as Garth Ennis' "Preacher." Eddie Izzard stand up. "American Psycho." Lewis Black comedy. Andrew Vachss. Eve6. Gravy. John Lennon. "The Jerk" as well as "Frankie and Johnny." Matthew Good albums. Poe. Tea Party. Princess Bride. Phantom Of The Opera. The Eros and Psyche Myth. Mythology and Folklore. The Doors. Taxi Driver. Scott Bakula. Twilight Zone. Outer Limits. All in the Family. Quantum Leap. Burt Bacharach. Our Lady Peace. David Bowie. X-Men. Physics. Social Sciences. Violent Femmes. Stroke 9. Tom Petty. American Beauty. Everclear. Creative Writing. Lyrics. Guitar. Human Rights. Civil Rights · Feminism. Soundgarden. David Gilmour. Grand Funk Railroad. Talking Heads. They Might Be Giants. Wallflowers. The Who. Collective Soul. Liz Phair

I'd like to meet:

Someone that doesn't listen, but will hear me out. People with ugly feet. Tell me about your pain!View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

I like to make love to the Beatles "She's So Heavy."

Movies:

..Phil: He's honest Bob; he's blunt as well. That sometimes is part of being honest, because there are a lot of people who are blunt. But not honest. Larry is not one of those. Larry is an honest man. You too are an honest man, Bob. I believe that, that somewhere down deep inside you is something that strives to be honest. The question you have to ask yourself is, has it touched the whole of my life? That means that you preaching Jesus is no different than Larry or anybody else preaching lubricants. It doesn't matter whether you're selling Jesus or Buddha or civil rights or how to make money in real estate with no money down. That doesn't make you a human being. It makes you a marketing rep. If you want to talk to someone honestly, as a human being' ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are. Just to find out. For no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it. It's not a conversation anymore. It's a pitch, and you're not a human being, you're a marketing rep. We were talking before about character. You were asking me about character. And we were speaking of faces. But the question is much deeper than that. The question is, do you have any character at all? And if you want my honest opinion Bob, you do not. For the simple reason that you don't regret anything yet. You've already done plenty of things to regret. You just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them. When you see the folly in something you've done. And you wish you had it to do over. But you know you can't because it's too late. So you pick that thing up and you carry it with you. To remind you that life goes on. The world will spin without you. You really don't matter in the end. Then you will attain character because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself all across your face. Until that day however, you cannot expect to go beyond a certain point.

Television:

..LONG DAYS JOURNEY INTO NIGHT
written by Eugene O'Neill
Performance, Robert Sean Leonard (Edmund): I was on The Squarehead, square rigger, bound for Buenos Aires. Full moon in the Trades. The old hooker driving fourteen knots. I lay on the bowsprit, facing astern, the water foaming into spume under me, the masts with every sail white in the moonlight, towering high above me. I became drunk with the beauty and singing rhythm of it, and for a moment I lost myself, actually lost my life. I was set free! I dissolved in the sea, became white sails and flying spray, became beauty and rhythm, became moonlight and the ship and the high dim-starred sky! I belonged, without past or future, within peace and unity and a wild joy, within something greater than my own life, or the life of Man, to life itself! To God, if you want to put it that way. And several other times in my life, when I was swimming far out, or lying alone on a beach, I have had the same experience, became the sun, the hot sand, green seaweed anchored to a rock, swaying in the tide. Like a saint's vision of beatitude. Like the veil of things as they seem drawn back by an unseen hand. For a second you see, and seeing the secret, you are the secret. For a second there is meaning! Then the hand lets the veil fall and you are alone, lost in the fog again, and you stumble on towards nowhere for no good reason. It was a great mistake, my being born a man, I would have been much more successful as a sea gull or a fish. As it is, I will always be a stranger who never feels at home, who does not really want and is not really wanted, who can never belong, who must always be a little in love with death.

Books:

..SHOP GIRL:
"The topic is lying. They all admit that without it their daily work cannot be done. In fact, someone says, lying is so fundamental to his existence that it has ceased to be lying at all and has transmogrified into a variant of the truth. However several of them admit they never lie, and everyone in the room knows its because they have become so rich that lying has become unnecessary and pointless. Their wealth insulates them even from lawsuits. All points of view are duly expressed, and with nothing new forthcoming, but with nods and asides and overlaps. This rapid exchange gives the appearance of an interesting conversation but one whose actual content is flat, dull, and drunken. That is, until Mirabelle speaks. Mirabelle, sober as an angel, fearlessly breaks into the chatter midstream: "I think for a lie to be effective, it must have three essential qualities" "And what are those?" says a voice.
"First it must be partially true. Second it must make the hearer feel sorry for you, and third it must be embarrassing to tell," says Mirabelle.
"Go on," the room implies.
"It must be partially true to be beleivable. If you arouse sympathy you're much more likely to get what you want, and if its embarrassing to tell, you're less likely to be questioned."

Heroes:

..
Luna Schlosser: Oh, I see. You don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh?
Miles Monroe: Right.
Luna Schlosser: So then, what do you believe in?
Miles Monroe: Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous.

My Blog

My philosophy on Men and Women

  Just because a butterfly is beautiful, does not mean you have to pin it down for your collection.
Posted by THE,DAVE on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:35:00 PST

Getting ridiculous

    The standards and normas of validations are starting to run thin. I'm getting particularly tired of feeling second class.  The reason I do not write novels is because ever...
Posted by THE,DAVE on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:44:00 PST

UGH

Is it possible to meet a woman who doesn't care about going to Vegas or Party Busses? Seriously, it's like women are a bunch of Mardi Gras rejects around here. -David
Posted by THE,DAVE on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:00:00 PST

1:1

The muscles behind my irisflex till they have no more to givenow theres just an aching around the bend of one last pouringall the women and all the drinkshave gotten it out of my systemHad my fix of s...
Posted by THE,DAVE on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:22:00 PST

idle musings

I fight to be sincere and rich with emotion, fearless with a bit of witThis thing in my head that sets me apart, that I try to understand, has given me a life of happiness and not much sadness, but th...
Posted by THE,DAVE on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:57:00 PST

sometimes I even impress myself

     Its amazing after being told something that should have devastated me, that I managed to keep my cool.  I wonder if its because I'd been through such an emotional wringer that...
Posted by THE,DAVE on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:39:00 PST

How to get a woman if you’re unattractive:

     You don't.  In fact, you can certainly count on looking like a giant schmuck if you manage to find one who is insecure enough to try you out regardless. However, don't be...
Posted by THE,DAVE on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:20:00 PST

If you only had a.....

You move my good intentionsslowly with our seductive liasonsyou mean well but as smoothand deftly as you dancearound words and instructionsit leaves a chasm in my stomachYou do no bad but it's no good...
Posted by THE,DAVE on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:38:00 PST

Bittersweet Victories

What are we losing by always worrying if we're winning?What are we winning by being so preoccupied with losing?Theres a term you should be familiar with, its "pyhrric victory" ...
Posted by THE,DAVE on Fri, 30 May 2008 12:11:00 PST

God damn Goldilocks, get off my back

too thintoo talltoo shorttoo loudtoo quiettoo lighttoo darklook here goldilocks, instead of seeing what isn't there, try taking note of what is.That is my new philosophy in life. It is __________...
Posted by THE,DAVE on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:21:00 PST